joke: what will be the headline

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What will be the headline? When a man in Macon, Georgia, saw a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and strangled it with his two hands. A reporter witnessed the incident, congratulated the man, and told him that the headline the next day would read, “Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal.” However, the hero told the journalist that he wasn’t from Macon. “Well then,” said the reporter, “the headline will probably read, ‘Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.’” “Actually,” the man replied, “I’m from Connecticut.” “In that case,” said the reporter irritably, “the headline will read, ‘Yankee Kills Family Pet.’”'"

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