A letter written in anger at my wife!

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Dear wife: Are you doing well in your family’s home? 　　Since we had our argument, you have now been away from home for 38 hours and 37 minutes. This is 4 hours and 21 minutes short of the longest period you’ve ever spent away from home. I know you’re waiting for me to come and apologize to you, and I’m ready to do that as well, but I hope even more that you’ll persevere and set a new record for the longest time you’ve ever stayed away from home! 　　I’m doing fine at home, please don’t worry. Although you took the passbook, you don’t need to worry about my source of income, as I still have an additional credit card. Credit cards are really convenient to use; I’ve already bought five shirts, seven pairs of underwear, and twelve pairs of socks. I guess one set per day will last until you return. A branded product is still a branded product, even if it’s a bit more expensive... www.273cn.com safety barriers. You don’t need to worry about my meals either; I’ve already tried the food at seven newly opened restaurants ； The hairtail fish, the reed shoots, and Pig Head Three – they’re worried that I’ll be lonely, so they stay with me every day. But they keep offering me the best dishes and drinks; there’s nothing I can do about it. You know how much I care about preserving my face. 　　What bothers me the most is the woman who moved in next door; she comes by almost every day to borrow vinegar, garlic, and things like that. But don’t worry; I will definitely not make any mistakes. You should have confidence in me regarding this. 　　As for the plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertified environment earlier on; I won’t water them at all, as this will contribute to their evolutionary development. By the way, did our Mi Mi go back to her parents’ house with you? I haven’t seen it in two days. 　　You don’t need to worry either that my two cute brothers-in-law might act on impulse and do something irrational against me. Yesterday I treated them to a fancy meal, and I told them about some small matters between us. After hearing that, they took my hand and cried, saying, “Brother-in-law, you must have it so hard!” ” www.chinafb123.com safety barrier. I will come and pick you up and apologize to you, but it’s also good for you to stay at your parents’ home for a while; after all, you should visit them often – the elders need you too. 　　By the way: if you don’t come back tomorrow, Bingbing has invited me to eat pizza and I’ll go. It’s no use staying idle anyway; it’s not right to keep turning her down after all, we’re colleagues at the same company. 　　Goodbye! Your dear husband 　　************************************************************************* Reply ↓ 　　Dear husband, 　　Thank you for your letter! 　　Everything is fine with me at my parents’ house; there’s no need to worry. I forgot to tell you – the money in the deposit account has been transferred to my account. I was a bit worried about your financial situation, but since you can overspend on your credit card without any problems and still live comfortably, there’s no need for me to worry anymore. 　　Please give my regards to the new neighbors next door. The mortgage is due at the end of the month, and then you’ll have to say goodbye to your new friends! By the way, don’t water the plants at home; I grew cacti. Mimi, stay with me; we’ve run out of pest control agents at home. Right now you must be staring at the cockroaches in confusion. 　　My two cute brothers certainly won’t cause you any trouble; they keep urging me to get a divorce and find a man who is capable. 　　It’s only now that I realize how great it is to be home – no need to work hard washing clothes and cooking every day; I can go shopping freely, which is really delightful! 　　I’d like to give you a kind reminder: there are still 2 packs of instant noodles at the bottom of the kitchen cabinet at home. Although you’ve learned how to order things online and enjoy eating imported snacks now, I’m still a bit worried. Maybe you’ll need them when your credit card is used up, and when everyone is too busy to meet up – like Baoyu, Magan, and Zhutou. 　　Wish you a great time playing with Bingbing tomorrow. I heard that Bingbing’s new boyfriend is a boxing coach from the sports college; I’m not sure if that’s true or not. You know I’m not that curious! 　　Goodbye! Your dear wife. www.jjksmz.com – Health pillows; www.gouwenr.net – Fighting canine distemper; www.ggjjzx.net – Canine distemper; China Massage/ www.chinadfree.com