Joke Camp: one joke per day to help relieve work-related stress (ongoing updates)~~~
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This post was last edited by sea7000 on 2017-3-22 at 13:41. The purpose of creating this post is to enable all fellow sailors to work and live in a pleasant and relaxed environment every day; coming here means zero worries! ! ! {:3_57:} If you have anything on your mind, you can come and talk about it here ； If there’s anything happy, feel free to share it too~~ I also update a joke every day, as a way to record the little details of life in my free time. Even if...... we still have to......
--------March 22nd, Article 1—— Went to buy watermelons with my wife; the seller refused to give us a discount at all. Me: It’s the same watermelon; others sell it for one yuan, so why do you sell it for one yuan fifty? He: Everyone else’s wives weigh 100 pounds, so why does yours weigh 105? Me: Wait a moment while I calm down.
One day, there was a person named Xiaoming. Xiaoming: Huh? Who called me?
I heard that leeks grow thicker and longer after being cut, and that beards also become thicker and longer after being shaved. Now I have a very bold idea……
You can give it a try. . . This bold idea: lol
I wonder if they ended up fighting with the melon seller?
Haha, I still think it’s better to be a man, even though it’s more difficult and tiring. :lol
--------March 23rd, Article 2 (2 entries)-------- Today I saw an update from a friend who had been married for just over a year: “It feels so fast going from a world of two to a family of three.” ”Thinking she was pregnant, I immediately called to congratulate her. To my surprise, they said, “What congratulations? In my family of three, it’s the third party who’s getting in the way…” The TV news anchor was reporting the news. At that moment, a note was brought to him; he picked it up and said instinctively, “Here is the news that our station has just received.” ”Then he opened the note and read it: “Dude, there’s still a spinach leaf on your front tooth…” :lol