I heard that sharing a joke can be done casually
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One day, when the husband came home from work, he saw his wife beating their son. He frowned, but still ignored them and went straight to the kitchen. He saw a pot of wontons cooked on the low table, still steaming, so he served himself a bowl and ate it. After he finished eating, he saw his wife still beating their son. Unable to stand it any longer, he said, \"Is this how you raise a child? When educating kids, one should use reason, not resort to hitting them!” His wife replied irritably, \"He ruined a whole pot of wontons by urinating in them – don’t you find that annoying?” Hearing this, the husband immediately said, \"Honey, take a break; let me deal with him.\"“
Lao Wang lost 10 yuan in card games and was scolded in public by his wife. I thought Old Wang was quite pitiful, so I comforted him by saying, “Your situation is still okay; last week I saw from a distance at the market a man who was being scolded mercilessly by his wife – that’s really embarrassing!” Upon hearing this, Old Wang started crying and said, “It was me too!””
A guy, while recharging his phone plan, entered the wrong digit in his phone number and ended up paying 100 yuan for someone else’s plan. Feeling sorry about it, he called and said, “Bro, could you refund some of that amount? 80 or 50 would be fine.” ” The guy on the other end of the phone said in frustration, \"Dude, I really want to smack you. It’s the end of the year and everyone is demanding payment. I finally managed to get the service suspended, but you, you idiot, turned it back on again. I don’t even know you – how can you be so mean?\"”
I had a great time chatting with a female online friend on QQ, but we never had video calls – we just exchanged messages with each other. One day, overcome by hunger and desire, she finally asked me to go to her place. I was shocked as soon as I met them! She said, “How come it’s you, you brat?” Are you treating your wife well? ” I said, “I was wrong!” Mother-in-law. ”????
Woman: “Honey, do you have any videos on your computer?” Man: “No, I never watch them!” Woman: “Then why are there some on drive D? You liar!” Man: “It was a colleague who left them with me; he was afraid his wife would find out. I didn’t watch them. You know me – I find those things disgusting!” Woman: “I’m sorry, honey.” ” Man: “Haha.” It’s okay. ” Woman: “It’s a bit laggy.” ” Man: “It’s just the first card; the others are fine.” ” Papap~~~~ \"Honey... I was wrong.\"”
The fog was extremely thick today. A female journalist conducted an interview on the street: “Auntie, what impact do you think the fog has had on your life?” ” Interviewee: “The impact is truly huge!” First of all, you need to see clearly: I’m your boss!
I went to meet my girlfriend’s parents with her; she went to the kitchen to help. After a brief introduction, her father said, “Young man, come and play some chess.” ” I said, “Okay.” ” After setting up the chessboard, I couldn’t find my rook. Her father asked, “Young man, where’s your rook?” ” I don’t think things are that simple!
The New Year is approaching, and there’s still a lot of money left in my health insurance card. Following the principle of making use of what’s available, I decided to buy some common medicines for the family. So: Me: Dad, are you sick? Dad: …… Me: I mean, do you need to take medicine? Dad immediately became furious. Ah……
I had a cold, and my little one kindly brought me a cup of hot water. I was overjoyed. My little one told me, “Mom, drink slowly; I’ll pour more for you after you finish!” ” I asked, worried: \"Baby, when will you be able to hold a kettle of hot water?\" ” The little one blinked and said, “This water was taken from grandma’s basin!” ” I looked at my mother-in-law who was soaking her feet in the room, and I choked to the point that tears streamed down my face……
One day, my deskmate had an idea to scare the girl sitting in front of us: “Hey, there’s a spider behind you!” ” Without even turning around, the girl said indifferently, “Yes, I have a pig behind me.” ”
Today, my girlfriend took my hand and said to me, “Honey, let’s earn money quickly; I really want us to have our own car.” ” I said, “Well, okay, I’ll definitely work hard to earn money. Once we buy a car, we can travel all over the world.” . . ” That idiot then said, “No, once we have a car, we can have sex in the car.” . . ”