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Speaking of the Double 11 event the day before yesterday – the \"Shopping Festival\" is indeed a day that attracts everyone’s attention. “\"Shopping Carnival\"? I was wondering, how could a proper Singles’ Day turn into a carnival? I remember back in college, whenever Double Eleven came around, us single guys would get together, eat some skewers, drink some alcohol, and raise our glasses as we looked forward to the last \"Singles’ Day\" of our lives. We would tease each other by saying, \"You’ll probably still have to go through over 20 more Singles’ Days; once those born in the 2000s grow up, your chance will come...\" But joking aside, those born in the 2000s are indeed about to become adults now – time really flies! I can never figure out why there are so many things to buy To get rid of being single, go on a shopping spree? It seems like those who go on crazy shopping sprees are married people, right? Are there really discounts on Double 11? It’s the merchant’s trickery; don’t believe it. The sensible part of me kept my hands under control and didn’t reach for my pants pocket. It’s mainly the shopping frenzy – something that really doesn’t appeal to a guy like me who prefers science! So here, I would like to apologize to President Ma by saying that I’m sorry I couldn’t let you drink my blood; my blood isn’t very tasty, so I’m sorry about that, haha. Work is a hand that pushes you toward the time machine – where does all the time go? Yeah, ask Hai Chuan – shouldn’t you give me my time back? Hehe, just a joke. Haichuan has been a mentor and friend who has witnessed and accompanied us as we grew up; I am grateful for the mutual help and encouragement provided by my Haichuan friends over the years. Double 11 is over, but time keeps moving on; I will keep pushing forward. Haichuan, let’s cheer together!
Keeping both hands in place, not reaching for the pockets of the pants – that phrase is really profound
:L Evil, evil, evil, evil... (repeated 10,000 times here)
The science guy’s Double 11 declaration – smooth!
I don’t feel anything about this so-called festival: lol
There’s no feeling, only helplessness, because of the lack of money.
How about Double 12? It’s a lucky number. . . . . . . . . . . .
Bachelors can just do as they please – go shopping if they want to. According to Alibaba Cloud’s statistics, this year’s sales figures are 300 times higher than at the beginning