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2017-12-27View Original

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If my mom and you fell into the water, who would you save first?
Reply #22017-12-27
This post was last edited by foam_ZPTK on 2017-12-27 22:14. Many Chinese men have been asked the same question: If I and your mother fell into water at the same time, whom would you save first? The aunt in the story below is quite smart. There was an aunt who suddenly stopped going to do square dancing and instead started learning to swim! Everyone asks: Why did you switch to swimming? The aunt said helplessly, “My son and daughter-in-law argue, and every time, my daughter-in-law asks: If my mother and I fell into the water, whom would you save first?” I didn’t want to put pressure on my son, so I learned to swim! “ After some time, the couple argued again, and the wife said, \"If my mother and you fell into water, who would you save first?\" Husband replied: I don’t need to get in the water; my mother will save you. She can swim. The wife refused: No, you must get into the water. Husband replied: Then you’re dead! I can’t swim; my mom will definitely save me first. The millennium-old problem that has plagued Chinese men has finally been solved. Source: Intuitive Learning of Mechanics
Reply #32017-12-28
This is a good idea; why doesn’t the wife go and learn it, haha
Reply #42017-12-28
This question is usually asked by daughters-in-law; mothers generally don’t ask it
Reply #52017-12-28
Those who ask this question are stupid idiots who aren’t married, and those who answer it are stupid idiots who are married
Reply #62017-12-28
The problem that has plagued men for years has finally been solved

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