Let’s share a few jokes together

1. A seventh-grader had terrible English skills, and he was severely criticized by his teacher during an English exam. The reason is as follows: the assignment required writing about Xiao Ming being hit by a car and taken to the hospital. In his essay, he wrote: *Aoming walked on Lushang Road when he was hit by a car; then the 120 emergency service arrived.* The English teacher picked up the book and started beating his head violently, shouting, “I’ll make you wuwa wuwa! I’ll really make you wuwa wuwa!!” 2. A friend said his wife was extremely lazy. When I asked why, he explained that their house was on the third floor, and every time she ordered something online, she would write in the notes: “Pregnant, have difficulty moving; please deliver to the door!” A few days ago, the delivery guy finally lost patience and shouted from downstairs, “It’s been three years! I’ve tolerated you for three years! Are you carrying Nezha in there?” 3. I took my boyfriend to an outdoor dance venue; he didn’t know how to dance so he just sat on a bench eating sunflower seeds. Then one by one, girls approached him and invited him to dance. I saw with my own eyes that idiot giving those girls some of his sunflower seeds. 4. I met a new girlfriend; people said she’s from a wealthy family and advised me to give up on her. I don’t think family background matters; as long as a person is good, that’s enough. It was only later that I found out wealthy families was a nightclub. 5. One morning, after getting up, I found that my parents were not there, so I sang a parody song in the bathroom: “I live on Huang Shigao Slope~My dad is my mom’s cousin~They got together secretly before getting married~And by accident, I was born~I was born~” At that moment, my dad knocked on the door and said, “Try singing it again.” 6. My dad asked me if Huang Xiaoming’s wife’s name was Hello Kitty. 7. In high school math class, Xiao Ming wasn’t mentioned anymore; I knew right away that idiot wouldn’t be able to get into high school. 8. When I think back to breaking up with my girlfriend, it was fine during the day, but at night I couldn’t control my emotions and would hide under the covers, laughing secretly by myself. 9. “Is there a difference between you girls when you’re natural and when you’re made up?” “Of course there is; otherwise why would I sit there for half an hour wishing?” 10. We happen to be the only generation in Chinese history to be only children; in the future we’ll have to take care of four parents and two children, as well as four grandchildren. 11. One: “I want to give you the whole world.” One: “Then go ahead and do it.”

9. “Is there a difference between you girls when you’re natural and when you’re made up?” “Of course there is; otherwise, what was I doing sitting there for half an hour if not making wishes?””

I saw this joke in the Metro Daily, hahaha{:3_62:}

Haha, right. There was a joke related to Douyin as well: I see some people with AK47s; they shoot \"bui bui bui\" and then \"boom boom boom\". People say \"a a a\" and then die. You should call a car – \"vivo vivo vivo\" ~

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