An absolutely must-read classic in English (reposted)

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An absolute must-read classic in English: Money isn’t everything; there’s MasterCard & Visa. Money isn’t all-powerful – sometimes credit cards are also needed. Everyone should love animals; they’re really delicious. Everyone ought to cherish animals, as they taste great. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught. Treat your neighbor with kindness, but don’t let her husband find out. Behind every successful man, there’s a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. There’s a woman behind each successful man, while there are two women behind each unsuccessful man. 　　 　　 Every man should get married. After all, happiness isn’t the only thing in life. Even the happiest single people will eventually get married; happiness isn’t permanent after all.

The wise never marry, and when they do, they change. Smart people stay single; those who get married find it hard to remain smart.

Success is a relative term – it brings along many “relatives.” Success is a relative concept; it creates many unnecessary connections or relationships.

Never delay until tomorrow what you can do today. Don’t wait until the last minute to find excuses; plan ahead today.

Love is like a photograph – it needs time in the “darkroom” to develop. Love is similar to a photo; it requires time to grow and mature.

Children in the back seats cause accidents, and accidents caused by children in the back seats lead to more children. Kids in the back seat are a source of accidents, and those accidents result in more children.

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “Your current dreams determine your future,” so it’s better to keep sleeping for a while longer.

There must be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. There should be an alternative way to begin each day, rather than waking up in the same way every time.

“Hard work never kills anyone.” But why take that risk? Hard work doesn’t cause death! But I certainly won’t prove that myself.

“Work fascinates me.” I can stare at it for hours! Work is really interesting! Especially when watching others work.

God decides who your relatives are; thankfully, he gives us the freedom to choose our friends. God determines who our relatives are, but fortunately, he allows us to choose our friends. 　　 　　 When there are two people, it’s just a pair; but with three people, something different happens! Two people’s situation is unstable, but three people create stability. A dress is like a barbed fence: it protects what’s inside without blocking the view. Clothing is similar to barbed wire – it prevents reckless actions, but it doesn’t stop one from seeing clearly. The more you learn, the more you know; yet the more you know, the more you forget. And the more you forget, the less you know. So why bother learning? The more you learn, the more you know… ； The more you forget, the more you forget ； The less you know, why did I learn it in the first place?!