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1. Money isn’t everything. There’s MasterCard too. Cash isn’t omnipotent; sometimes a credit card is also needed. 2. One should love animals. They’re very tasty. Everyone should love animals because they taste good. 3. Love your neighbor. But don’t get caught. You should truly care for your neighbor, but don’t let her husband know. 4. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind each successful man, there is one woman, while behind each unsuccessful man, there are two women. 5. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Even the happiest single people will eventually get married; happiness isn’t permanent after all. 6. The wise never marry, and when they do, they change. Smart people stay single; those who get married find it hard to remain smart. 7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Success is a relative concept; it brings with it many unrelated “relatives” or connections. 8. Never put off the work until tomorrow if you can do it today. Don’t wait until tomorrow to make excuses; find a solution today. 9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. Love is like a photograph; it requires time in the “dark room” to develop. ( foreigners are also cautious—they prefer to act in secrecy, haha) 10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. Kids in the back seats lead to accidents, and accidents in the back seats result in kids being born. 11. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “Your current dreams determine your future,” so it’s better to sleep a little more. 12. There must be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. There must be a better way to start a new day, rather than waking up in the same manner every morning. 13. “Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? Working hard doesn’t cause death! “But I’m not going to prove it by trying it myself.” 14. “Work fascinates me.” I can spend hours looking at it! Work is really interesting! “Especially when watching others work.” 15. God decides who your relatives are; thankfully, he gives you the freedom to choose your friends.