Office Law

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Although the office is just a small environment, it is actually a large ecosystem that allows one to gain insight into the whole picture, understand the ways of the world, and comprehend human nature. 　　The law of promotion: In the bureaucratic world, with each rise in rank, there is less sense of human connection. 　　Law of appreciation: When exports are shifted to domestic sales, even ** follows this pattern. 　　The law of games: No matter how poor your bowling skills are, you’ll hit a strike or two every time you play, which will satisfy and delight you enough to come back again. 　　Law of value: Something has the highest value when it is not desired; once it is possessed, its value begins to decline, and the more one has of it, the less valuable it becomes. 　　Law of life: What one strives desperately to obtain is not always what one needs most. 　　Tourism law: There is nothing more beautiful than the scenery in one’s memory, so don’t revisit old places. 　　The law of money: in everyone’s hands, but not everything. 　　The law of finances: Checks always arrive late, while bills always come early. 　　Backup principle: Learn to cut your nails with your left hand, because your right hand may not always be functional. 　　Law of being a person: One should be thorough in doing things, rather than just working hard. 　　Meeting law: All important decisions are made in the last five minutes before the meeting ends or during lunch. 　　Law of thought: Beauty exists in imagination; anything that’s too good to be true isn’t real. 　　Control law: What is easiest to control is often more difficult to control than what is hardest to control. 　　Law of crisis: The more complex the problem, the shorter the deadline. 　　Law of cooperation: What one person can do in one hour will take at least two hours if done by two people. 　　Law of combination: No matter what you do, there are always those you hope to be with, those who are against you, and those who are alongside you. 　　Law of species: A world of sheep is bound to attract wolves. 　　Law of Bad Things: At critical moments, every manager will kill the goose that lays the eggs.