Female students make grand promises in their job application letters; even issuing IOUs is acceptable when the company is in trouble
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At the job fair, one company required each applicant to fill out a form and answer a few questions. This is a job application commitment written by a female college student! 1. Are you in a relationship? I have low EQ and don’t feel anything for boys. So, I guarantee I won’t fall in love within five years ； If I happen to fall in love in five years, I promise not to get married for those five years ； If I have to get married in five years, I promise not to have children for those five years ； If, five years from now, I somehow end up having to give birth… that would be after the age of 45, right? You can consider firing me then. II. Can I drink alcohol? I haven’t drunk alcohol in 25 years, but if work requires it, I will ； It’s not for work purposes, but the manager ordered it, so I had to drink it ； The customer requested it; they want to drink it ； I can handle alcohol well; I’ll drink ； I can’t handle alcohol well, but I still have to drink if I want to develop the ability to do so ； I really can’t drink any more; I’ll take an antidote and then drink ； Even if I get completely drunk, lose consciousness, talk nonsense, and suffer from vomiting and diarrhea, that doesn’t mean I don’t want to drink. Please, boss, just pour the alcohol down my throat – as long as it gets in there, that’s fine. There’s only one request: after everything is over, please help take me to the hospital. III. What position are you hoping for? I majored in Human Resource Management and hold a bachelor’s degree in management; I have passed CET-6, and I prefer to work in management positions ； I can’t hold a management position; being a clerk who types and handles mail is fine too ； Can’t work as a clerk; mopping the floor, carrying water, wiping tables in the office... doing odd jobs is fine too ； Doing odd jobs won’t work, but working in the workshop or on the production team will do. IV. What salary do you expect? 500,000? I can’t even think about it ； 200,000? Delusional talk ； One hundred thousand? It’s absolutely impossible ； 60,000? Very, very satisfied ； 40,000? Very satisfied ； Twenty thousand? Satisfied ； Ten thousand? I know it’s not the monthly salary, but the annual salary; I’m... satisfied too. If the company is still in trouble, writing an IOU will also work. V. Can I go on business trips? In the short term, it’s possible ； In the long term, that’s also fine. Short distances, it’s fine ； Long distances are also fine. Going on a business trip with a female boss is okay ； It’s okay to go on a business trip alone with a male boss. There is a business trip allowance for train tickets, hotel stays, and meals – preferably ； No business trip allowance, riding donkeys, staying in bathhouses, eating instant noodles – it doesn’t matter. VI. Is there anything else you would like to say? It’s been over two years since I graduated from college; I’ve attended dozens of job fairs and submitted hundreds of resumes, but all to no avail. Some say that give me a fulcrum and I can lift the Earth. But what I want to say today is, with such a huge Earth, can’t you give me a fulcrum? I just need a job! Give me a job so I can support myself!
It blew my mind. . . :funk: :funk: :funk:
Heroes have no place to display their skills, and places where skills are needed have no heroes!
That’s too strong. I suggest changing it to a dating ad: lol
It’s so powerful; it confuses me completely, even though I can never tell directions
Actually, if they really push me to the limit, I’ll write something even more exaggerated than this~~:lol
Society always claims that everyone is equal, but when it comes to finding a job, women are still at a disadvantage. Without going into other details, once a woman gives birth, she needs to rest for three or four months. After giving birth, her focus shifts to the child, and she pays less attention to her work. So many companies state in their job postings that gender is not a requirement, but in reality they only want men. This is reality
It’s amazing – literary works originate from life, yet transcend it, while still reflecting life!
I don’t have the courage to do such things for nothing; maybe I haven’t reached that point yet
Isn’t that a bit exaggerated? Working for free with no salary – how can one survive?
Only girls with problems would answer like that, what do you think? This situation does not occur within the normal range
I believe such things really do exist. One can imagine how a girl feels two years after graduating with no job to find.
That’s amazing; although I haven’t found it yet, I wouldn’t lower my standards that much
A strongman, but if the company doesn’t pay salaries, how would it voluntarily issue IOUs to its employees!