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Classic dialogue between boss and employee

2009-03-30View Original

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New employee arrives. Boss: A warm welcome! Without you, our company would definitely be very different! Employee: If the work is too exhausting, I might quit. Boss: Don’t worry, I won’t let that happen! Employee: Can I take time off on weekends? Boss: Of course! This is the bottom line! Employee: Do you usually work overtime until the early morning every day? Boss: Impossible, who told you that? Staff member: Is there a meal allowance? Boss: Need I say it? It’s definitely higher than that of our competitors! Staff member: Is there a risk of dying suddenly at work? Boss: No way! How could you have such an idea? Staff: Does the company organize trips regularly? Boss: This is our clear policy! Employee: Do I need to arrive at work on time? Boss: No, it depends. Employee: What about the salary? Will it be sent on time? Boss: It’s always been like this! Staff member: Are all the tasks done by new employees? Boss: How is that possible? You have many senior colleagues above you! Employee: If there are any openings for leadership positions, can I compete for them? Boss: Without a doubt, this is the mechanism on which our company relies to survive! Staff member: You’re not trying to trick me, are you? Upon entering the company, I saw the real scene: (Please read from back to front ↑)
Reply #22009-03-30
Why are employees and bosses always at odds! Friends should be more beneficial to a company’s development!
Reply #32009-03-30
Typical recruitment fraud! But the original poster is quite talented! !
Reply #42009-03-30
This relationship is too tense, isn’t it?:)
Reply #52009-03-30
Very classic – the collision between ideals and reality!!!!!!
Reply #62009-03-30
That’s how things are; the economic crisis is so severe that it’s hard to find a job, and starting one’s own business is even more difficult
Reply #72009-03-30
It’s interesting; there aren’t many bosses like this, otherwise it would be terrible!
Reply #82009-03-30
It’s really, really cool; it’s somewhat similar to the situations I’ve encountered
Reply #92009-03-30
It’s the first time I’ve seen a post like this. At first I thought there would be different answers later on, but it turns out that reading the answers in reverse gives the right result – interesting. . . I hope it doesn’t happen in reality, especially \"Boss: Need I say it? It’s definitely higher than that of our competitors!\" Staff member: Is there a risk of dying suddenly at work? ”
Reply #102009-03-30
It’s funny, right? Hehe, even if it exists, it can’t be that extreme~~~~
Reply #112009-03-31
The original poster is very talented, but there are many such examples in reality.
Reply #122009-03-31
I’ve seen it; it’s very talented! However, there is a new type of boss mindset that is quite popular these days, which holds that employees are the bosses’ gods, and bosses should treat their employees well! This was said by a boss; it’s very wise!
Reply #132009-03-31
Cow! ! It’s a bit exaggerated, funny
Reply #142009-03-31
This situation exists in most private enterprises and some state-owned enterprises
Reply #152009-03-31
Applicable to most private enterprises!

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