Repost: The best career prospects for students in various majors

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Computers: Pacific Scammer (Note: Pacific refers to Computer City). Environment: Has sewer access. Chinese text: 2,500 characters removed here. Cars: Fixes bicycles and also does car washing. Electronics: “Do you need CDs or VCDs?” ” Precision Instruments: Specializes in repairing domestic and imported watches. Thermal Energy: Related to boilers. Machinery: Used for blacksmithing. Biology: Involves soilless cultivation of bean sprouts. Chemistry: Specializes in ‘Erguotou Daqu’ – methanol. Civil Engineering: Involves bricklayers. Law: People who sell ‘informants’. Materials: Claims to be from Jingdezhen. Automation: Designs for mill operations using donkeys. Accounting: HOW TO STEAL ONE MILLION. English: There is an urgent need for experts in GRE. English determines one’s fate. Some students, when first learning English, prefer to use Chinese phonetic transcriptions; when they learn the word “English,” Student A pronounces it as “washing in a gutter,” Student B as “interest that should be paid,” Student C as “causal relationship,” and Student D as “forcing changes to history.” Twenty years later, Student A became a vegetable vendor, Student B became a bank clerk, Student C became a philosophy professor, and Student D became a politician.