Classic quotes from MM chats – women’s replies are even better!!!

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No.1 　　Man: “May I ask you for directions?” ” 　　Woman: “There?” ” 　　Man: “To your heart.” Woman: “Sorry, this path leads nowhere.” No.2 Man: “Your legs must be very tired!” Woman: “Why?” ” 　　Man: “Because you’ve been in my mind all day.” Woman: “I think it’s fine, because your mind is really too small.” No.3 Man: (looking at the label on her shirt) Woman: “What are you doing?” ” 　　Man: “I wonder if you were created in heaven.” Woman: “Are you perhaps a product of hell?” ” No.4 　　Man: \"I’m having a rough day today. Seeing a beautiful girl smile makes me feel better. Could you smile for me?\" ” 　　Woman: \"Do you want me to have a bad day too?\" ” No.5 　　Man: “Sorry, I’m an artist; staring at beautiful women is part of my job.” 　　Woman: “Sorry, I’m a caregiver; I feel uncomfortable when being watched by others.” No.6 　　Man: “Miss, could you lend me five yuan?” ” 　　Woman: “What are you going to do?” ? ” 　　Man: “I’m going to call my mom and tell her that I saw an absolutely stunning beauty today.” ” 　　Woman: I’m sorry, I can’t lend it to you. ” 　　Man: “Why?” ” 　　Woman: “Because I need to call the hospital and say that I was scared by a frog.” ” No.7 　　Man: “It’s raining really hard today.” ” 　　Woman: “Yes.” ” 　　Man: “That’s because heaven is salivating over you.” ” 　　Woman: “So the wind that blew just now was heaven teasing you?” ” No.8 Man: “Trust me… I’ll make you the second happiest person in the world!” Woman: “Why not the number one?” (acts cute) Man: “With you by my side, I’m the happiest person!” (a gentle smile) Woman: “I think I’ll soon become the happiest person in the world.” ”(Dreamy state) Man: “Why?” ”(Confused) Woman: “Because I’m about to get rid of your harassment.” ”(Steps away quickly)