The 4 cruelest jokes on the internet

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Ranking #0 in terms of cruelty: Ugly women. An ugly woman can never get married and hopes to be kidnapped. One day, the dream finally came true – I was kidnapped. As a result, the kidnappers thought she was ugly and wanted to send her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and said to his accomplice, “Let’s go; we don’t need the car anymore.” Ranked highest in terms of cruelty: An important incident – A man woke up one morning to find his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, and stumbled down the stairs, shouting loudly, “Ame! Ame! “ The maid replied, “Sir!” What is it? ““One boiled egg for breakfast is enough! Second in terms of cruelty: The Magical Pig. One day, a man entered a bar, with a pig following behind him. . . . This pig has lost all four of its legs, and four wooden sticks have been used as prosthetics in their place. . . The bartender in the shop asked the man, \"Your pig is really strange; why doesn’t it have any legs?\" The man replied, \"My pig is really amazing. Back then, our family was very poor and lived in a thatched cottage. But this pig, while sniffing around in the backyard, discovered oil, which enabled me to become rich – I was able to build a modern house and a swimming pool.\" The bartender was too surprised to speak; after a while he asked again, \"By the way, what’s wrong with his foot?\" The man said, “You know, my pig is really amazing. One day, my 5-year-old son drowned in the swimming pool by himself. My pig jumped into the pool, rescued my son, and even gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!” The bartender was even more surprised and asked again: Then what happened to his foot? . . . . . The man began to get impatient: I already said it’s a very remarkable pig. One night, there was a fire in our kitchen, and it woke up everyone in the house and put out the fire by itself! ! Bartender: Sir! I’m asking you why your pig doesn’t have legs. . . . The man replied with displeasure: If you had a pig that good... would you eat it all at once? Third in terms of cruelty: What to do? The father is with his younger son in front of the tiger cage at the zoo. The father told his son how cruel and ferocious tigers are, and the son listened attentively with a serious expression. "Dad,” the son said finally, “what if the tiger breaks out of its cage and tries to eat you?” “What shall we do then, son? "The father asked with great anticipation. "So, which bus should I take to get home? "The boy raised his face and asked his father back.