The eight punishments of life
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A person’s life usually involves being sentenced to punishment at least eight times: 1. 10 months in detention as a form of public security penalty (during the fetal stage); 2. 3 years on bail (during early childhood); 3. 12 years of reformation through labor (during primary and secondary school); 4. Parole (during university years); 5. Imprisonment without a wife (during the working years after graduation); 6. Suspended sentence (during the dating period); 7. Imprisonment with a wife (after marriage), along with lifelong deprivation of political rights and other rights; 8. And finally, there is no escape from—death penalty!
Living according to such views on life is, in itself, a tragedy!
Different languages give different feelings
The original poster is quite witty; in fact, presenting the same idea in a different way shows talent. Conclusion: The original poster is talented.
Life is inherently interesting; this summary is truly incisive.