Joke: Do you smoke?

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　　Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? 　　Boy A: I don’t smoke. 　　Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, have a fry. 　　a naturally stretched out two fingers to take it between them... Teacher: Not going to smoke it? ! Call the parents... Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　Boy B: I don’t smoke. 　　Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, have a fry. 　　b, having heard about a’s situation, carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand. 　　Teacher: Won’t you dip it in some ketchup? 　　I accidentally dipped it too much, so I immediately flicked it away with my finger... Teacher: You’re quite skilled at flicking away ash. Call the parents... Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　Boy C: I don’t smoke. 　　Teacher: Don’t smoke. Okay, have a fry then. 　　c, because of the previous two examples, ate the fries carefully, sweating the whole time. 　　Teacher: Won’t you take one back for your classmate? 　　After taking the fries, he casually put them in his ear... Teacher: Not sucking on them? ? ? Call the parents... Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　Boy D: I don’t smoke. 　　Teacher: Very good, have a fry. 　　He ate the fries in terror. 　　Teacher: Won’t you take one back for your classmate? 　　D carefully placed the fries in the pocket of his jacket. 　　The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here! 　　D quickly took the fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, then stepped on them hard with his foot... Teacher: Not going to smoke? ! Call the parents... Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　Boy E: I don’t smoke. Teacher: Very good, have a fry then. 　　I had just gotten the fries when the teacher said, \"Aren’t you going to offer me some?\" 　　He quickly handed over the fries with both hands, then took out a lighter... Teacher: Not smoking? ! Call the parents... Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　Boy F: I don’t smoke. 　　Teacher: Very good, have a fry. 　　I finished eating it in terror. 　　Teacher: Suddenly shouts, \"The principal is here!\" 　　With sweat on his palms, he still spoke calmly, lowering his head and saying, \"Hello, Principal!\" 　　Teacher: The principal will smell what’s in your mouth. 　　f takes out the fries: No, they’re still here; the fire isn’t even lit yet… Teacher: Do you smoke or not? 　　Boy G: I swear to God, I’ll definitely not smoke. 　　Teacher: Really not smoking? Okay, let’s have a fry. 　　G naturally took the fries and ate them all. 　　Teacher: What a good child. What brand of fries do you usually like? 　　g (exultantly): Greater China... Teacher: Have a fry. 　　Boy N: Thank you, I can’t. 　　Teacher:……