Reasons why someone in their 30s still hasn’t found a girlfriend! ! I’ve seen it; there’s really nothing to say

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Yesterday, I went to the branch factory for an inspection and communicated with the employees there. I met an unmarried production supervisor and asked him why, with so many flowers in the factory and its surroundings, he didn’t pick one. He said he needed two minutes to prepare a written report for me. I thought he was joking or trying to avoid answering, so I agreed, saying, “Okay, I’ll give you 5 minutes!” ”5 minutes later, I actually received his written report. After reading it, I really had nothing to say; its contents were as follows: Report To the respected company management: I hereby submit the following report explaining why I have not sought a girlfriend to this date. My current monthly salary is 1500, with an annual income of 18000. Here is my list of expenses: Monthly expenses: The individual share of insurance costs is about 180. 2160.00 yuan for the whole year; transportation costs range from 30 to 100 yuan. Chengdu is great – public transportation is very cheap. One can use ordinary buses for just 50 cents, with unlimited transfers within 2 hours. It costs 50 cents to go to work in the morning and 50 cents to return home in the evening. But there are no bus services provided by any bus company at that location, so I ride an electric bike. The monthly cost for parking, electricity, etc. is about 50 yuan, and the depreciation of the electric bike, battery replacement, and other maintenance costs amount to roughly another 50 yuan per month on average. Of course, I absolutely refuse to drive and will instead pay for public transportation. The annual expenses amount to 600.00 yuan. Rent, water, electricity, gas, property management fees, garbage disposal costs, and fiber optic services cost around 450.00 yuan per month, totaling 5400.00 yuan for the whole year. Communication costs amount to 50.00 yuan, resulting in a total of 600.00 yuan for that purpose as well. Daily necessities: toothpaste costs 5 yuan, toilet paper costs 5 yuan (for men), soap costs 7 yuan, laundry detergent costs 5 yuan; I don’t use shampoo or body wash! It’s too expensive! It’s cheaper to use soap only! Shoe polish for 1 yuan! You must polish it yourself; 2 yuan worth of shoe polish will last for two months. Dish soap costs 1 yuan; since I eat little meat and oil, not much of it is needed. The other 5 yuan (mainly due to the amortization of depreciation of used items) amounts to 30 yuan in total, resulting in 360.00 yuan for the whole year. Meals: For breakfast, 3 steamed buns cost 1 yuan, and 1 bowl of porridge costs 1 yuan; the total cost is 60 yuan per month. It costs 8 yuan on weekdays at noon, the lowest price for boxed meals in Chengdu, with a monthly cost of 180 yuan. I cook it myself at home at night: 20 jin of rice per month (since I eat little meat, I need to eat more rice); the cost is 38 yuan. Cabbage costs 30 yuan for 20 jin, while radishes cost 15 yuan for 10 jin – there’s no cheaper option available. Fat meat costs 20 yuan, salt 1.5 yuan, other seasonings 10 yuan, and oil 15 yuan. 333 in total, plus 31 days in long months, for an average of 370 per month. Annual expenditure: 4440.00. Two pairs of slippers are sold each year, one pair for winter and one for summer; they are sold at street stalls for a total of 15 units. Each pair of slippers costs 200 yuan. Older models that are more durable are purchased. Two sets of clothing are needed for summer, along with two pairs of underwear, which are sold at street stalls for 150 yuan. One set of winter clothing is purchased, which is then sold for 150 yuan in the summer. Spring and Autumn 150. Socks and insoles cost 30 yuan throughout the year, while a towel costs 5 yuan. 700.00 throughout the year. Take advantage of the discounted days to enjoy some meat: 200 yuan for the Spring Festival, and 100 yuan for other holidays such as New Year’s Day, Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, and National Day. A total of 600 yuan. During Qingming Festival, it is not possible to visit one’s ancestors, but they must not be forgotten; therefore, 5 yuan worth of paper is purchased, along with 5 yuan worth of fat, to offer sacrifices to the ancestors from afar. 10.00 yuan for the whole year. I go home once during the Spring Festival each year; the round-trip transportation cost is 150.00, and I spend 200.00 on buying things for my parents, for a total of 350.00. I give my parents 200 per month, which amounts to 2400 for the whole year. Other expenses: I catch a cold 3 times a year; I only go to the hospital when it’s severe, which costs 100.00, while for other cases I just take some medicine on my own, at a cost of around 100 yuan. But the card payment is generally sufficient, so it’s not recorded. Other expenses: 500.00. Total expenses: 17620.00. If no other expenses occur throughout the year, there will be a surplus of 380.00, after covering the basic needs. But it’s impossible; this year, due to family matters and a cold, I’ve already taken 4 days off work, and 340.00 was deducted from my salary. Therefore, under no other circumstances, the savings this year will be only 40 yuan! When looking for a girlfriend, as long as she’s nice, go out shopping with her a few times a year; don’t buy her anything, but when she’s tired or thirsty, at least buy her a bottle of water! But 40 is no longer enough to buy water for a year! Therefore, it has been decided not to look for one; we’ll wait until next year to see if there are any savings! Shift Leader of Packaging Workshop Team 2: ***** August 25, 2009