A beautiful woman passed by a graveyard

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A beautiful woman was finishing her night shift when she was followed by a lecherous man. Frightened, she happened to pass by a graveyard. Just as the man was about to attack her, she went up to one of the graves and said, “Dad, open the door; I’m back.” Frightened, the lecher ran away in panic. The beautiful woman smiled proudly at her own intelligence, but before her laughter could fade, a gloomy voice came from the grave, saying, “Girl, how did you forget to bring the key again?” ”Frightened, the beauty screamed and ran away. At that moment, a tomb raider climbed out of the grave and said, “You’re interfering with my work; you’re scaring me to death.” Suddenly, I noticed an old man in front of the tombstone, holding a chisel and carving on it, so I asked out of curiosity, \"What are you doing?\" The old man said angrily, “These unfilial descendants got the inscriptions on my tombstone wrong; I’ll have to fix them myself.” Upon hearing this, the tomb raider was so scared that he ran away at top speed. Watching the back of the tomb raider, the old man sneered, “Trying to steal business from me? I’ll scare you to death.” Carelessly, the chisel fell to the ground. The old man was about to bend down to pick it up when he saw a hand emerging from the bushes, along with a cold voice that said, “Ah, how dare you tamper with my house’s door number.” Frightened, the old man ran away rolling and crawling. A scavenger crawled out from behind the bushes, picked up the chisel on the ground, and sighed, \"These days, it takes so much effort just to find some scrap metal.\" ”At that moment, a coin was held out to the old man. “Old man, sell me your scrap metal so I can make a dagger for self-protection; the security situation down there isn’t good.” Frightened, the old man dropped the chisel he had just picked up and ran away. A handsome guy turned on his flashlight and said, “Damn it, I wanted to wait here for that pretty girl, but you guys ruined everything.” The handsome guy was about to head home when a bunch of skewers of lamb were presented in front of him. “Do you want to buy some grilled meat?” ”The handsome guy rolled and crawled down the mountain. A resentful middle-aged lady took a rope out from under the plastic sheet laid on the ground and said, “I had planned to eat these skewers of grilled meat before setting off on my journey. Alas, they’re all nothing but people driven by greed and profit!” ”Then, they began to wrap the rope around the tree. Suddenly, a hoarse voice came from behind her ear, \"Sister-in-law, do you have permission from the King of Hell to set up a stall here?\" ”The grumpy woman forgot to hang herself and ran away. The uniformed urban management officer sighed and said, “These days, it’s hard to deal with unlicensed vendors!” ”