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Funny conversations in Chinese characters

2009-09-09View Original

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Bi said to Bei, \"As husband and wife, why go through a divorce?” “The handkerchief said to the coin, “My child.” Once you put on your doctor’s hat, your value increases by a hundred times. “The ruler said to Jin, \"Sis, the result is out.\" You are carrying twins. “The subject said to the giant: The same area as yours. I, on the other hand, have three bedrooms and two living rooms. “The crystal said to the object: “Hasn’t your home been renovated?” “Lü said to Chang, “Compared to you, my home is utterly empty.” “Zi said to Mu: Has your company laid off employees? “\"Qian\" said to \"Shai\": The sun is out; why don’t you wear a straw hat? “The old man said to the young people, \"I’m not like you youngsters; without a walking stick, it’s difficult for me to take even a few steps.\" “\"Handle\" says to \"act\": Balance is what truly matters! “The soldier said to Qiu, “See how cruel war can be – both of his legs were blown off!” “Zhan said to Dian, \"Did you buy a car?\" “And said to But: If you’re so timid, did you even hire a bodyguard? “The “big one” said to the “too much”: Having a hernia surgery is actually very simple. “The Sun said to the Day: It’s time to lose weight. “The person said to ‘From’: Why haven’t you had the separation surgery yet? “The ‘Earth’ character said to the ‘Ugly’ character: Don’t think that long hair makes you look good; deep down, you’re still old-fashioned. “Cun said to Guo, “Old man, did you buy a recliner?” “Say to ‘A’: Isn’t practicing One-Finger Zen like this quite tiring? “The wood said to the craft: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself beautiful. “The fork said to the pair: When did you get plastic surgery? What about the mole on the face? “The “feces” said to the “urine”: Dry and liquid are definitely different.

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