Here are two jokes to lighten the mood

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A beggar knocked on the car window and said, “Give me some money.” The man took a look and said, “Here, have a cigarette.” The beggar replied, “I don’t smoke; give me some money.” The man said, “I have beer in my car; let me give you a bottle to drink.” The beggar said, “I don’t drink alcohol; give me some money.” The man said, “Well then, I’ll take you to a mahjong parlor; I’ll pay for everything and you can play. If you win, it’s yours.” The beggar said, “I don’t gamble; give me some money.” The man said, “I’ll take you to a sauna for a ‘one-stop service’; I’ll cover all the costs.” ??The beggar said, \"I don’t prostitute myself; give me some money.\" The man replied, \"Then get in the car; I’ll take you back so my wife can see what kind of man a man who doesn’t smoke, drink, gamble, or prostitute himself can become! What’s the most creative condom advertisement slogan in Chinese history?\" “Jiesbang! Special set for Chinese men’s football team to use in hotels! I guarantee it won’t go in! ! ” Shame or reflection?