21 Most Cringey Things

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21 of the Most Cringe Things 1. Not brushing teeth regularly: What era are we in? Don’t you get your teeth cleaned every six months? Tartar that looks like a cotton-padded jacket is really beautiful, right? 2. Driving a BMW: There’s no need to say anything about that. In China, those who drive such things are people who don’t understand what life is about. 3. As a married man’s lover: Men of this type are indecisive and utterly cowardly. Why would a pretty girl like you choose such a pathetic man? 4. Take a close-up photo with the camera: Use the camera to take a close-up photo with an internet cafe as the background. Please, it’s already embarrassing enough to be using the internet in an internet cafe at this age. Such profile pictures prove that you have neither a digital camera nor any sense of taste – it’s shameful. . . 5. Taking wedding photos: This was a thing in the 1980s; I understand that life was a bit better back then, with fewer opportunities to take photos, so people wanted to have some beautiful memories. You say it’s the 21st century now – spending thousands of yuan on wedding photos that look identical for everyone, with makeup that’s as exaggerated as that used in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. Is that really worth it? Whether there’s something to show or not, just show it to people – who would dare say it’s not good? You said you have that extra money; it would be great to buy a DV. 6. Making fun of Sister Furong: If she dares to show herself off, who asked you to watch? Have you heard that diversity is the source of happiness? 7. Breaking up turns them into enemies: Even if a deal doesn’t work out, honesty and decency should still prevail. Can’t they be friends who know each other well? Laughter will always be there, right? 8. Carry a big belly while holding a small bag: oRz, bow to the ancestors unearthed. If you get a flip phone and drive a Santana, you’ll have assembled this set of the most outdated gear available. 9. Wear flesh-colored pants under a skirt: You can even just wear flesh-colored pants; or if you’re not cold-sensitive, wearing a skirt over your thighs looks great. Every time I see someone dressed like that, I feel the urge to pull down their skirt%&%&￥&%*…… 10. Use the bookmark folder: Add sites to it as soon as you see them. Once there are too many entries, just click on “Bookmarks” – a menu will appear, like a waterfall of options. Aren’t you tired of that? 11. Traveling to Tibet: It’s often described as the “last pure land,” with “blue skies” everywhere – nonsense; it rains when it gets dark. So pretentious, it’s just a tourist spot in the highlands, isn’t it? As for ascending to the soul level? 12. Thinking parents are outdated: Having achieved a decent standard of living and being able to type and use the Internet, one comes to think that parents who can’t use the Internet are outdated. If you don’t teach him/her, how do you know they can’t chat or play games online? If they were able to bring you into the world, what can’t they do? 13. Speak half in English and half in Chinese: Either speak entirely in English, since I can’t understand it anyway, or speak properly. Why do you talk to me, a Chinese person, by mixing in foreign words? If you’re cool, with a proper London accent, you can immediately go to the suburbs and work as a butler for us Chinese people. 14. Red wine with Sprite: Why is red wine more expensive than regular wine? Isn’t it because of deglucosification? Okay, you had a Sprite and then went back. Do you like sweetness? Just drink the wine directly. Like bubbles? Order some champagne. A red wine costing over 100, along with a bottle of Sprite – its price is comparable to that of inferior wines that cost 6 yuan per bottle. 15. Wear a strap dress without shaving your armpits: Sister. . . . . . Look at He Jie – she’s a typical example: she’s dancing, with hair in her armpits and sweat on her body. You might as well tie a small braid in her hair. 16. Mass text messaging: During holidays, it’s chaos everywhere; no matter who the recipients are, hundreds of messages are sent at once. Even if the wording is good, they’re all just puns. One of my friends works specifically for Mobile doing this job; his favorite book is Story Hour. How high can the quality possibly be in that case? Sending a few words written by you yourself is much more thoughtful than this. 17. Life goals: buying a car and a house. Why would a young person in their early twenties pursue such things? As soon as they open their mouths, it’s about buying cars and houses. Let me tell you, in the 1970s, the aspirations of the local people were watches, bicycles, and sewing machines; now they have all achieved those aspirations. In this life, it shouldn’t be this that one should pursue. 18. Letting the girl pay for meals or going Dutch: A women’s liberation movement? The sisters who were deceived have now woken up. By making the girls pay money, you’re actually freeing them – what kind of logic is that? How about I set you men free, sister? 19. Smoking in public: There’s not much to say about this. Whenever I see people like that, I think about what color their lungs must be, and that usually makes me stop being annoyed. 20. As soon as you meet someone, ask for their QQ number: Are you a sucker for romance? 21. Make a V-sign while taking photos: This was number one last year, and it’s still on the list this year as well. It’s hopeless.