English jokes: Ten ultra-short, classic English jokes
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English jokes: Ten ultra-short, classic English jokes 1. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make a hole!! 2. There aren’t enough American Chineses. 3. One car comes, one car goes; two cars collide, people die. 4. The heart flower opens in anger. 5. Go past – no mistakes allowed. If you want money, I don’t have any; if you want your life, I have one! 6. I call him Li Old Big. 7. You have two sons. 8 people, mountains, people, sea! 9 If you have neither three nor four, I’ll give you some color to look at. 10. Don’t be like that motherly tiger. Chinese version: 1. Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes; mice give birth to offspring that know how to dig holes. 2. There is one minor drawback. 3. At the scene of the car accident, one vehicle came towards it and another vehicle drove away; the two vehicles collided, resulting in injuries and deaths. 4. Overjoyed. 5. No money to give, but a life to lose. 6. My name is Li Laozhu; I’m … years old this year. 7. You’re really talented. 8. A sea of people. 9. If you keep acting up, I’ll show you who’s in charge. 10. Stop fucking lying to me!
Go past – no mistake. Can “past” be translated as “Don’t miss it while you’re passing by”?
Hehe, do these follow grammar rules?
3# Purple-blue – it’s something like the Chinglish expression “long time no see”; it suits the colloquial usage of Chinese speakers. foreigners can understand it, so grammar rules don’t really matter: lol
Not enough American Chinese; there aren’t enough strong people of Chinese descent in the US
It’s so complex; I can’t quite understand it.