Sit in a row and enjoy the classics

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Sit in a row and enjoy these classic tales: 1. Bajie takes the horse for a walk but returns empty-handed. Tang Seng: Where’s the horse? Pig Bajie: Ma let out a fart and was stopped by the traffic police. Tang Seng: Can’t even farting be a reason for being detained? Pig Bajie cried out, \"The police say it’s about environmental protection now – its exhaust emissions exceed the limits!\\" 2. The farmer’s donkey had a fierce temper; it kicked the owner’s mother-in-law to death, and people from within a hundred miles came to attend the funeral. The neighbor said enviously, \"Your mother-in-law seems to be quite influential.\" The farmer said mysteriously, \"Actually, those people are all here to buy donkeys...\" 3. A crane mixed itself among the chickens to steal their food. The chicken didn’t recognize it, so it asked, “Who are you?” Crane: I’m a chicken! The chicken didn’t believe it: where could there be a chicken with such long claws? The crane is shy: pheasant, brought in by solicitors! 4. The young and beautiful maid resigns from her mistress: Everyone in the family is kind to me; I’m in a difficult situation. The hostess was puzzled. The maid shyly said: The old master wants me to be his second wife, the master wants me to be his concubine, and the young master wants to run away with me... 5. Teacher: In the future, our exam scores will be ranked based on the height at which we are above the ground in our occupations. Those who perform well are astronauts, pilots... and so on. Aidai asked happily, \"So what level am I at this time?\" The teacher dismissed it: You’re at the tomb-raiding level. 6. Retail investors work as waiters in restaurants. One day, with no meat available for cooking in the shop, customers left one after another; some people quickly pulled out knives and cut off their own calves. The boss was shocked, while the retail investors were proud: After all these years in the stock market, they may not have any other skills, but they do cut their losses frequently…