100 brain-teasers that will drive you crazy~~~

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1. Why doesn’t a good horse eat grass from where it came? All the grass at the back has been eaten up. 2. Why is the summer vacation always longer than the winter vacation? Thermal expansion and contraction 3: Why do geese fly south in autumn? If one walks, it’s too slow. 4. Why do most Buddhists live in the Northern Hemisphere? Namo Amitabha Buddha 5. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? She can’t sit down. 6. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? The frog committed 7 strokes violations while swimming breaststroke; a dog never takes baths – why doesn’t it get lice? Dogs give birth to dogs; 8. Why can Old Wang’s horse eat Old Zhang’s elephant? They are playing chess. 9. Why does Xiao Zhang never touch the ground when he walks? Because Xiao Zhang is wearing shoes numbered 10, and the farmer has 10 cows – yet there are only 19 horns. Why? There is a rhinoceros numbered 11. Xiao Ming’s grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? It’s a denture brush, number 12. A fierce, hungry cat – why does it run away as soon as it sees a mouse? She rushed over right away to grab it – number 13. Both Xiao Hong and her mother are in the same class; why is that? Mom is a teacher, and Xiaohong is a 14-year-old student. Why does the roof of neighbor Li’s house leak water sometimes and not other times? It only leaks when it rains; of course, it doesn’t leak on sunny days. 15. Why do two tigers fight to the death, refusing to give up no matter what? Because no one dared to intervene, the big gray wolf dragged away the sheep mother; why did the lamb follow quietly as well? The lamb hasn’t been born yet. There’s 17 chickens and one goose; they were put in the refrigerator. The chickens died from the cold, but the goose survived. Why? It’s Penguin 18. Xiao Chen went to the movie theater on the weekend, but there wasn’t a single person there. Why? People are individual; there’s no such thing as half a 19. What do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines – they never intersect (banana). 20. Ming’s stomach is already so swollen that it’s unbearable; why then does he keep drinking water constantly? It fell into the river; it was forced to do so. There were 21 in the basin, and there were six steamed buns in it. Each of the six children got one bun, but one remained in the basin. Why? A child carried a basin weighing 22 pounds. Xiaoming took 100 yuan to buy an item that cost 75 yuan, but the shopkeeper gave him only 5 yuan back. Why? Because he gave 80 yuan to the boss. There was a monkey perched on a utility pole by the road, and when driver Li saw it, he immediately stopped the car. Why? Because the driver mistook the monkey’s bottom for a red light, 24. Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clocks at home; why does his mother always ask his father, who doesn’t know how to fix clocks, to do the fixing? Xiao Ming charges 25 for repairs. Xiao Li has to socialize a lot due to his work; although he gets home early every day, his wife still keeps complaining. Why? Because Xiao Li would return home in the early hours of the morning. 26. Pang Pang was a quite famous diver, but one day, when he stood on the diving board, he didn’t dare to jump down. Why was that? Because there is no water below, 27. A taxi was driving normally on the road, without violating any traffic rules, yet it was stopped by a police officer. Why? The police had to take a taxi, costing 28. An airplane crashed, resulting in a severe explosion; staff were clearing the wreckage of the plane but found no one injured. Why? All of them are dead. There are 29 people, and two children who look exactly the same and have the same birthday. When asked if they are sisters, they say yes; when asked if they are twins, they say no. Why? They are triplets, 30 in number. There is a woman wearing a swimsuit, walking on the soft sand. Although everything seems normal, you will notice that there are no footprints behind her. Why? She was walking backwards. It was 31; it was Xiao Wang’s first time traveling abroad with his parents. Due to the language barrier, he seemed at a loss. Although Xiao Wang didn’t know any foreign languages, he felt as if he were at home and didn’t experience any inconvenience at all. Why? Xiao Wang is a 32-month-old baby; what’s there to fear from cloth and paper? Better to be overprepared than not; paper is only as strong as its weakest link. 33. What is produced domestically in China? “Jade” 34: What method can be used to find a lost thumbtack right away? Walking barefoot on the ground 35 times: which parts of a woman’s body can a father touch twice, a boyfriend can touch once, while a husband cannot touch at all. Lips, when saying the words “dad,” “boyfriend,” “husband” – 36. What is something smaller than bacteria? Bacteria’s Son 37: Which book has the most problems? Medical books 38: What animals can be posted on the wall? Seal (Newspaper) 39, What’s there to fear from cloth and paper? Better to be prepared for the worst, just in case. (Cotton fears the worst, paper does too.) 40. Who is the child of the red bean? South Country (Red beans grow in the South) 41: What is the first thing people do when they wake up in the morning? Open your eyes 42, what chicken has no wings? Toad 43: What can you do that requires no effort and is very comfortable? Dozing off 44, which water should be distributed according to the plan? What are the products whose salary is 45 and whose manufacturing date is the same as their expiration date? Newspaper 46: What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? 47. Things without teeth – what are there that people don’t like to eat? A loss of 48. Every part of the pig is useful; pigs have many benefits for humans. What other uses do pigs have for us? Cursing 49, what books can’t be found in bookstores? Letter of farewell 50: What is the flower that blooms all year round? Plastic flowers 51: A hole with a diameter of just 1 centimeter can be passed through by an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters. What is it? Water 52, what animal has no sense of direction? Elk (lost) 53. Fox spirits are best at confusing men; so what about those other “spirits” that confuse both men and women? Alcohol 54: Which ancient person was the fastest runner? Cao Cao (the moment you mention him, he appears) 55. It takes 6 hours for a train to travel from Beijing to Shanghai; after 3 hours of travel, where is the train? On the rails, 56 – when does the clock move? A clock that doesn’t work. 57. There is something that the buyer knows, and the seller knows as well; only the person who uses it doesn’t know. What is it? Coffin 58: What is the purpose of eggshells? Egg whites and yolks 59. What is something that everyone must do carefully every day? Breathing 60, what kind of vehicle can move without any difficulty? Windmill 61, what kind of competition is this where the winner gets no prize while the loser gets one? Rock-paper-scissors drinking game, 62: Where in the world are there seas without fish? Cihai 63: What kind of bamboo does not grow in the ground? Firecrackers 64: Please distribute nine horses evenly among ten stables, so that there is the same number of horses in each stable. How should this be done? Put nine horses in one stable, and then place nine more stables outside that one. 65. How can a person become a millionaire overnight? Dreaming 66: How can one use three chopsticks to create a number that is larger than 3 but smaller than 4? π 67: It’s a full bottle of milk – how can one drink from the bottom part of the bottle first? With a straw 68, how do blind people eat oranges? Nonsense. 69. What to do if uncooked rice gets cooked by accident? Time to eat~~~ 70. There’s a stick, and you need to make it shorter, but you’re not allowed to saw it, break it, or trim it off. What should you do? Take one that is longer than it to compare with 71. Kindergarten is over, but not a single child has left through the main gate – what’s going on? The main gate is under maintenance; please use side door 72. Confucius had three disciples: Gong, Zilu, and Ziyu. Which one of them is not a human? Zilu (calling a deer a horse) 73: There were four people playing mahjong in a room, and a police officer came and took the four of them to the police station. Who is the remaining person in the room? A person named Mahjong, 74. Can a blue pen write red letters? Sure, you can write the character for “red”. 75. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Remove the two dots above the character for \"ice\". 76. In winter, babies are afraid of the cold and refuse to take off their hats even when they are inside; but when they see someone who obediently takes off their hat, who is that person? Barber 77, which month has 28 days? Every month has 28 days. 78. A group of women were bathing by the river when suddenly a strange man showed up. Which part of their bodies do you think they wanted to cover the most? That man’s eyes: 79, a bull and a cow – guess three characters! Two cows cost 80. How long does it take to graduate from Peking University? One second is enough. 81, which tooth comes in last? Dentures: 82. Iron outside will rust; what about gold? 83 were stolen. How should 6 oranges be divided among 5 people in a fair manner? Pressed into orange juice, it’s 84. What is the term for beautiful women who don’t have children after getting married, in order to avoid changing their figure? The peerless beauty 85: if the first digit is removed, the remaining number is 13; if the last digit is removed, it becomes 40. What is the original number? Forty-three, 86: Why is there a hole in my newly bought socks? How can you wear it if there’s no hole? 87 – there’s a character that everyone mispronounces when they see it What character is it? Wrong 88: When a car turns to the right, which tire does not rotate? Spare tire 89: One person stepped onto a narrow plank bridge, but at that moment a tiger appeared behind him, a snake was in front of him, and there was a cliff below. How did he manage to get across in the end? Fainted for 90 seconds. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns three times to the right in place, then two times to the left, and finally one time to the right. In which direction is its tail now? Downward 91: Why do herons always sleep with one foot tucked in? I fell with both feet retracted, scoring 92; my ID card was lost. What should I do? Pick it up: 93. What will the Qilin become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (Ice Qilin) 94, butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes – which one didn’t receive a reward? Centipedes: those who achieve nothing do not receive rewards. Among the numbers 95, 123456789, which one is the most hardworking and which one is the laziest? 2 is the most hardworking, 1 is the laziest (if you’re going to do it, do it properly). 96: Are candies male or female? Damn it, because it gives birth to ants. 97. There was a mother who gave birth to conjoined twins; the older sister’s name was Mary, so what was the younger sister’s name? Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn (Lian) Monroe 98: Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin, or lion skin? Elephant skin eraser (elephant skin tool) 99, which one among the stars, the moon, and the sun is mute? Stars, in the song it says \"The stars in the sky don’t speak\" 100. Which family has the narrowest path? Rivals (when rivals meet, the path narrows)