Wife’s rules during the World Cup

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Article 1: From June 9 to July 9, 2006, please read the sports section of the newspaper carefully. Stay informed about World Cup developments so we can have a conversation. Otherwise, you will be regarded as an alien, or completely ignored. 　　Article 2: During the World Cup, the TV is entirely mine, at any time, without exception. 　　Article 3: During the live broadcast of the game, I don’t mind you passing in front of the screen, but please do so while crawling ； If you choose to stand naked in front of the TV, be careful not to stay there for too long so as not to catch a cold; don’t think that I will have time to take you to see a doctor or take care of you. 　　Article 4: During the match, I am blind, deaf, and mute. Unless I ask for more beer or ask for something to eat. Don’t expect me to listen to you, go open the door, answer the phone, or help a child who has fallen from the second floor. 　　Article 5: It’s a good idea to fill the fridge with food. Don’t be unfriendly to my friends when they come over to watch the game. In return, you can watch TV from 12 midnight to 6 a.m. every day, except during game replays (see rule 2). 　　Article 6: Remember! Remember! Remember! ! ! 　　If my favorite team loses, don’t say to me, “It’s okay, it’s just one game.” ”And “They will win next time.” ”things like that. Such words only make me angrier. Remember, you can never know more about football than I do; so-called \"encouraging words\" can only lead to a breakup or divorce (not necessarily in that order!) ). 　　Article 7: I welcome you to sit with me during a match and chat with me during the halftime break (only during commercial breaks and when the score is in my favor). Also, please note that it is a single match. Therefore, do not use the World Cup as an excuse to \"spend time together\". 　　Article 8: Goal replays are very important. I don’t care whether I’ve seen it or not; I want to watch it again and again… Article 9: Tell your friends not to organize any gatherings that require my attendance, such as births or children’s birthdays, because 1) I won’t go ； 2) I won’t go ； and3) I won’t go. But if my friend invites us to his place to watch the game, I’ll get there in no time. 　　Article 10: Daily highlights are just as important as matches. Don’t say things like “Haven’t you already watched it... why not switch to a channel that we can all watch?” ”The answer will be: “See point two!” ” 　　I hope that the wives of all our fans will, just like the football beauties, accompany us through a wonderful World Cup and express their gratitude to our beloveds!