Only by holding your hand do I realize how ugly you are; tears stream down my face, and if you won’t leave, then I will
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1. Only by holding your hand do I realize how ugly you are; tears stream down my face, and if you won’t leave, then I will. 2. Journey to the West tells us that all demons with powerful backers were taken away, while those without any backing were killed with a stick. 3. Is there anything that’s making you unhappy? Say it to make everyone happy. 4. I like you so much; it would kill me if you liked me a little. 5. I’m not a **coin – how can I expect everyone to like me? !
6. What’s truly irresistible, besides teeth, is love. 7. When life, with its malice, turns everything into black humor, I go along with it and turn myself into a well-educated thug. 8. Time is too thin; the gaps between fingers are too wide. 9. In their dreams, young girls all wish to find a white horse; but when they open their eyes, they see only gray donkeys everywhere. Overwhelmed with sorrow, they have no choice but to pick the strongest one from among the donkeys. Such a donkey is then called an \"economical and practical man\". 10. I’m about to cry, I’m about to make a scene; I won’t sleep night after night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and a string with which to hang myself. No matter how ugly, one should fall in love and fill the world with love.
It’s kind of interesting. . . Hehehehe
11. Our goal: focus on money and aim for big profits. 12. I’m just an ordinary passerby whom you forget the moment you turn away – why should I spend my time with you until the ends of the world? 13. Those without health or life insurance should not try to be heroic after dark… 14. Riding the bus is a comprehensive sport that incorporates various physical activities and fitness exercises such as sanda, yoga, judo, and balance training. 15. As soon as I used my divine vision, I knew you were a demon.
16. With hands in pockets, no one likes it. 17. Holding a kitchen knife, he slashed the wires, with sparks and lightning flying everywhere. 18. Being single isn’t hard; what’s hard is dealing with those who try every means possible to get you to stop being single. 19. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish and I eat meat, while watching others gnaw on bones. 20. After studying for over a decade, I realize that kindergarten is actually easier to get by in!
21. I too was once a devoted lover, but then it rained… and I drowned. 22. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can rest in peace is still better than one that lies abandoned on the streets. 23. If you have time, learn feng shui; having a good grave after death can be a way to make up for not being able to afford a good house while alive. 24. It is said that people have only two choices: to be busy dying or to be busy living. I think I have a third choice: to be busy waiting to die. 25. Drowsy in spring, tired in summer, weak in autumn; winter is the perfect time to sleep.