An absolutely hilarious translation – sharing it here. . .

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How are you? How old are you? Why are you you? Why is it always you? You have seeds. I’ll give you some color to take a look at. Brothers! Let’s go together! You’ve got guts; I’m going to show you what I’m made of. Brothers, let’s do this together! A dragon gives birth to dragons, a chicken gives birth to chickens, but a mouse’s son can dig holes! Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, but a mouse’s son knows how to dig holes! Chickens That Did Not Have **ual Experience: Chicks. Four Glad Meatballs: Literal translation: four happy meatballs; used as: Four Joyful Meatballs. Wash after relief: Please flush after use. Explanation: In Chinese toilets, it’s not enough to just flush – you actually have to “wash” as well! You ask me, I ask who? You ask me, and I ask whom – the Heart flower blooms in anger. The heart flowers bloom; one car comes, one car goes, two cars make a rumbling sound, and one car gets destroyed! It’s a description of an accident. Horse, horse, tiger, tiger. So-so… Study hard, keep improving day by day. Study diligently and make progress every day. Neither three nor four. Not legitimate or proper. What you know is what you know; what you don’t know is what you don’t know. If you want money, I don’t have any; if you want your life, I have one! No money, but I have my life. Watch your sister… The fire is intense. Pass by, don’t miss it. Just walk by; don’t miss the chance. As far as you go, that’s how far you’ll die. How far you go, that’s how far you’ll die. Who are we two? Which one of us is whom?