Car buying version "Not Short of Money"

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In the car-buying version of the hilarious "Not Short of Money", in front of a certain imported luxury car store, a middle-aged man stopped his motorcycle and was greeted by a salesman. male sales: “Sorry, brother, we are an imported luxury car store here, and motorcycles cannot be parked at the door. ” middle-aged man: “No, young man, I’m here to buy a car. Don’t you think I look like that? ” male sales: “Not quite! ” middle-aged man: “Brother, it’s very important for me to buy a car today, so you have to entertain me. I'm getting married next week, but my girlfriend insists that I buy her a car at your imported luxury car store, or else I won't get married. She'll be here soon, and I'll rush ahead of her to ask about the market. How much does a luxury car cost here? ” male sales: “One or two million, right? ” middle-aged man: “One...two million? Why is it so expensive? What material is it made of? ” male sales: “It's not a matter of materials, it's a matter of brand value. What we sell are all luxury cars, including all kinds of cars. ” middle-aged man: “Brother, if you do this, I will give you one hundred yuan. ” male sales: “What do you mean, what do you want to buy? ” middle-aged man: “What can one hundred dollars buy? Here's a tip for you. I said I'm here to buy a luxury car, but I can't afford to tip you? ” male sales: “oops! Brother, you are so open and bright, you are so handsome! ” middle-aged man: “He's handsome. Let me tell you, this 100 yuan is not for free. When my girlfriend comes later, you have to help me cooperate. ” male sales: “How to cooperate? ” middle-aged man: “Actually, what I mean is, it doesn’t matter whether it’s expensive or not when buying a car, it’s not just about driving it? Just a step. Brother, I am not short of money, but I think buying a luxury car is too wasteful. So when my girlfriend comes later, I think you can't recommend those expensive cars to me, but you also have to give me face and don't let your girlfriend think that I have no money. Do you understand what I mean? ” male sales: “. . . . . . ” middle-aged man: “For example, if I want to buy a more expensive car from you. . . . . . ” male sales: “Then I’ll say no! ” middle-aged man: “Oh boy, you are so amazing and so savvy! Okay, my girlfriend is here, do you see her? It's the one in red at the door. ” male sales: “Don't worry, I guarantee you both will be satisfied! ” woman in red: “Wow, dear, these are all Mercedes-Benz and BMWs, all luxury cars! ” middle-aged man: “Hey, salesperson, come here quickly! ” male sales: “Hello, madam and sir, what car do you want to buy? ” middle-aged man: “Do you have a Mercedes-Benz that costs more than two million? ” male sales: “Sorry, no! ” middle-aged man: “Give me a BMW worth about one million! ” male sales: “Sorry, it’s not that expensive! ” middle-aged man: “What's the price range? ” male sales: “There are four to five hundred thousand. ” middle-aged man: “Four...five hundred thousand...are there...are there any? ” male sales: “Yes or no? ” middle-aged man: “This is your store, so I have to ask you. Brother, I’m not short of money here, you have to understand! ” male sales: “Oh, no! ” middle-aged man: “I said, young man, what kind of luxury car store do you have? You don’t have everything you want. I am in my forties, will it be easy to find a girlfriend? We are in a hurry to buy a car and get married. What kind of car do you think we should buy? ” woman in red: “Dear, ask them if they have any Audi cars for sale here? ” middle-aged man: “If you have it, don't buy it. Audi is Alto's older brother, how much better can it be? ” woman in red: “Otherwise, instead of buying imported luxury cars, let’s buy a domestic car and drive it. ” middle-aged man: “Buy domestically produced? That's fine, leave it on first and change it later. Come on, young man, let's buy a Great Wall "Dazzling"! ” male sales: “No! ” middle-aged man: “this. . . . . . Yes! ” male sales: “this. . . . . . Really not, I bought too much and it’s seriously out of stock, so I need to make a reservation! ” middle-aged man: “So, I brought you the phone number of Great Wall Company. You can call to transfer the goods. ” male sales: “Oh my god, I’ve never done this before! ” middle-aged man: “That's because I didn't come. I would have come earlier, and you would have done this long ago. ” male sales: “This big brother is so stingy! ” middle-aged man: “Look, young man, today we came to your imported luxury car store with full sincerity. We will pick up the car later, so why don’t you give us a gift bag or something? ” male sales: “Are you getting free solar film, floor glue, genuine leather, and floor mats? Oops, brother, you are too stingy. Even though you didn’t buy a single car from our store, our store still charged you thousands of dollars! ” middle-aged man: “I said, young man, it’s not that we haven’t bought a car, it’s that you don’t even have a Mercedes-Benz or BMW if we want to buy one. ” male sales: “Have you not counted whether I have it or not? ” middle-aged man: “What number do I have? Didn’t you say you don’t have any? ” male sales: “Stop talking, how can we deal with it later?" Middle-aged man: “Have you made it clear, brother, am I short of money or something? ” male sales: “I know brother, you are not short of money. What I mean is that you saved money to buy a car with great difficulty. Don’t care too much about money. You can still earn more after you spend all the money. You see, although I am a salesperson, I have concluded that you should be careful when buying a car. Sometimes thinking about it is like eating. Although eating in a big hotel is a little more expensive, the environment is elegant and makes you feel at ease, howl! Although it is cheap to eat at a barbecue stall, it may cause diarrhea, howl! Do you know what you worry about most when driving? The biggest worry when driving is that the brakes don’t work when you’re driving! ” middle-aged man: “Pull it down, you said it is a Toyota, our domestic cars are very strong, do you know what is the most worrying thing when driving? What worries me the most is that I will run out of gas while driving! ”