Give the bald man a reason to live
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June 2, Sunny. Seeing more and more bald heads shining around the campus, I couldn’t help but feel excited too. To be honest, aside from once when I had my head shaved at birth, I’ve never had my head exposed to the air again; so having my head shaved bald is extremely tempting for me. Just after starting college, it’s time to be cool and make up my mind; I headed towards the barbershop. There are a few people waiting inside. The boss asked, “Do you want your short hair cut straight?” ” I said, “No, shave your head.” ” The boss smiled and said to the others, “Let’s deal with the bald one first; it can be done in five minutes.” ” Ten minutes later I left the barbershop; my scalp felt free, and it was a bit prickly to the touch. I feel like I’m exactly like a monk, and I think maybe I was a monk in my past life. When I returned to the dormitory, my roommates were all very surprised. After laughing wildly, everyone couldn’t help but touch it and say, \"Hmm, it feels pretty good！」 Go away! Used my head as a rag? I get frustrated with anyone who doesn’t use polite language! On June 3, it was sunny again and extremely hot. I finally understood what scorching heat means – the sun is really intense; the scalp, without any protection from hair, becomes as soft as asphalt on the road due to the heat. Brother Hair, why do I have to realize how precious you are only after losing you? I finally understand now how important you are to me—Brother Baldhead. If fate gave me another chance to make a choice, I would never let you get hurt again… June 4th, sunny. The high number of people turning to look at me is something I’m not used to; it’s different from when people look at beautiful women—in that case, they’re looking at my bald head, not who I am as a person. During lunch, a girl sitting across from me kept laughing at me with her hand over her mouth. I felt really bad; she hadn’t done anything to me, and yet I was making it impossible for her to eat – that must have been very disturbing for her. Besides, these days when losing weight is so popular, it takes a lot of effort for someone to decide to eat a meal; if I disrupt that and they can no longer eat, it would be really harmful. I walked over, joined my hands together, and said devoutly, “Amida Buddha, kind lady, please be generous and give me a piece of meat. I don’t eat tofu; I only eat meat.” ” The girl then laughed heartily; bringing joy to others means bringing joy to oneself. Amitabha. It’s unbearably sunny on June 5th. Today, while using QQ, I couldn’t help but tell my classmates who are far away about the guy with a shaved head. To my surprise, he told me a joke – A girl was taking a bath in the bathroom, and the parrot at home shouted, \"I saw it! I saw it!\" The girl got angry and said fiercely to the parrot, \"If you shout again, I’ll pluck all your feathers!\" The next day, a bald man came to the girl’s house as a guest, and the parrot immediately flew to the guest’s shoulder and asked, \"Hey, did you see it too?\" After telling the story, my classmates kept asking me if I had done something bad. I was so angry that I almost fainted. June 10th – a perfectly sunny day, with nothing interesting about it. I’ve been feeling a bit down lately, which is normal; there are always people who don’t show up to class, and it’s not the first time this has happened to me. To my surprise, after half a class, the teacher glanced around the classroom and said that it seemed someone was absent today, not here as usual. Everyone down there is shouting, “We’re all here, we’re all here; there are enough of us.” The teacher said slowly, \"What about that bald man?\" I remember there was a bald guy in your class; he didn’t come today, did he? When my classmate came back and told me about it, my nose stung – it seems I can’t afford to skip classes anymore… I feel like crying but have no tears left. Please, let it not be sunny on June 11th, okay? Due to yesterday’s experience, I attended all 6 classes today, but new problems arose – for example, as soon as I dozed off a little, the teacher’s ‘concerned’ gaze would immediately sweep over dozens of people and land on me: ‘Hey, bald student, have you had enough sleep?’ I had no choice but to lift my eyelids and look at him. The teachers from other departments don’t really know us; when they call on someone to answer questions, they look at the roster or the student numbers. It’s like drawing lots – whoever is called upon has bad luck; it all depends on individual fortune. Now, the teacher doesn’t even look at the roll call; they just call out, “That bald student—what poor luck.” Let’s have overcast weather on June 13th. I’ve decided not to answer the teacher’s persistent questions. It seems like this teacher is quite nice today; at least they’re fair and don’t call people bald right away. They use the old method of using a roster, and I felt relieved inside. “Li Dang, please answer my question from just now. “ I’m lucky; I can still get a message from you like this! But I still didn’t want to answer and stayed silent. “Has Li Dang arrived? “The teacher called out again, and I felt a bit nervous. “He didn’t come! ”I shouted, and all my classmates looked at me with admiration in their eyes. “Why didn’t they come? ” “I'm sick. ”With things having come to this point, there’s no choice but to persevere to the end. “Then why wasn’t a leave request written? Ask him to come to my office this afternoon. ” “Okay. ”I’m thinking about who to ask to cover for me. “Well, then please, you bald classmate, answer the question from just now. ”The whole class burst into laughter, leaving the teacher a bit puzzled by it. I haven’t done any evil things like killing or setting fires; why does everyone want to make my life hard? “I won’t. ”I stood up and decided to fight to the end. “Can’t even do something this simple? Come to my office with Li Dang this afternoon. ” I don’t want to live anymore! Let it rain on June 14th. I finally convinced the other two to get their heads shaved; now there are three bald guys in our class, and two-thirds of my nightmare has been shared. I am very grateful to them; I consider them my close friends. That’s why today, during the English class, I sat next to them on purpose – two bald heads together, lighting up half of the room as well as the teacher’s eyes. The three of us were listening to the class in a distracted manner, when the English teacher said, \"Please ask the second bald student in the second row to stand up.\" I looked around to determine my exact location, then got up reluctantly. “How do you say 1:58 in English? ”The teacher was smiling; it was unclear what made him happy. It’s simple; I blurted out, “Two to two.” (Boo boo boo) Then everyone in the classroom burst into laughter! Oh God, give me a reason to live with my head bare— a hat. One classmate muttered.
It’s pretty funny; it’s good to relax a bit
Back in those days, I saw Jordan jump from beyond the three-point line to dunk the basketball, Draxler push the ball through a hoop that was 3.62 meters high, and even a player who was only 1.6 meters tall manage to dunk the ball as well. He was tempted; maybe if he shaved his head like them, he could reach 3.3 meters and dunk with ease. . . . . . Entering the barbershop, the young barber asked what hairstyle he wanted; he said bald. The barber asked whether he wanted a shave or a shave with a razor, and he said a shave with a razor. After shaving, the young barber deliberately applied a thick layer of powder to his head, saying it would protect the scalp. Coming out of the barbershop, he touched his head – it was indeed quite smooth. Yet there were bloodstains on his hands, suggesting that applying powder served some other purpose. The day after getting his hair cut, he felt too embarrassed to walk to the classroom with an empty head, so he put on a hat on purpose. You can’t keep wearing a hat in class, right? When class was over, some students from behind ran up to him, took a look at him, and said, “I thought there was a new student in the class!” ” In the afternoon, he found that he still couldn’t reach the basket with his hand; no matter how hard he jumped, he could only get the basketball inside the hoop. It was frustrating; he found that whether he was walking, lying down, or sleeping, people would keep coming over to touch his head and then say with a grin, \"It’s really smooth!\" ” He found that washing hair had become easier. Dip your head and face in a basin of cold water for a while, then apply soap, submerge them in the basin again, wipe them with a towel, and that’s it. A week later, he also noticed that several of his brothers from the same floor who usually played football with him had shaved their heads bald. At that moment, he could also catch them off guard by going over and touching that head that was either shiny or prickly, then smiling cheekily. . . . Two weeks later, people on different floors of the entire building got their hair shaved off, including postgraduate students on the top floor. Although the summers in Spring City aren’t that hot, the ultraviolet rays can still cause severe pain in the head. During the summer vacation, he went home and helped a friend run an internet cafe. Back then, hubs were rare items, and C&C battles could only be carried out through virtual optical drives. This is still high-tech for him, so he sought someone knowledgeable to help. Several times while taking the bus, he found that his seat was in an excellent location, and people felt too embarrassed to make eye contact with him. It made him feel embarrassed. N years later, he went to work. I still maintain the habit of going bald in the summer. The master said that although his head shape wasn’t full, it was well-shaped and suitable for a bald head. As before, on the main production line, more and more people have started to go bald. Although the boss is a person who pays attention to his clothing. He also didn’t care that the boss would frown at him from time to time during meetings. NN years later, he got married and stopped keeping his head shaved. Sometimes it even turns into the head shape of “Rili Ge”. In his free time, he would sometimes miss those carefree days when his head was shaved bald. . . . . . With this article, I dedicate it to those brothers who still have bald heads, plan to keep them bald, and who have worked hard and learned together with him while having bald heads.
That’s amazing, let’s go to the space. . Thank you to the original poster for sharing.
OP and the brother from floor 3, thank you for bringing so much joy! Since no points can be earned, I’ll give you a boost then. Hehe