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Wukong is about to take the postgraduate entrance examination, Tang Monk wrote a letter to him

2010-04-23View Original

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Wukong:   I heard that you are going to take the postgraduate entrance examination again, and you always have an idea at once. Last time, when I met you at the Queen Mother's peach banquet, didn't you say you didn't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? He also said that you would not do such vulgar things as taking the postgraduate entrance examination, which made the few fairy boys present who had just passed the postgraduate entrance examination very embarrassed. It seems you have changed your mind again, right?   However, Master is very happy to hear that you are going to take the exam. After all, you have reached a higher level, which will only benefit your development. You have also seen that everyone here in Xitian is taking the postgraduate entrance examination. If you can understand the situation clearly, Master will be happy for you.   Logically speaking, based on your contribution on the journey of learning, you should be able to protect it. It's all because of your poor relationship with the higher-ups. At that time, the superiors gave our experience-learning group a total of two guaranteed research places. I thought I would give them to you and Bajie according to the size of your contribution. After you reported it, the superiors had very strong opinions on you, especially the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who said that you had borrowed his Sea-Dinging Needle back then and still haven't returned it yet. I have no say in this alone. You said, it’s been 300 years since the Buddhist scriptures ended, what’s the point of still holding that stick? It's just useful and needs to be renewed, so I have to say hello. If you don't say hello, how will they know you want to use it? If you say hello to them, they will definitely let you renew the loan. If you borrow something, you must repay it. It’s not difficult to borrow again.   Okay, I'm going too far again. Let’s talk about your guarantee for graduate school. The Dragon King made some moves later, and finally, your place was given to Bai Longma. Although it’s a bit regretful that you didn’t guarantee it, giving it to Bai Longma can be regarded as falling into our group. Besides, Bai Longma has no merit but hard work, so if you give it, you will get it.   As for Bajie, he managed the relationship well with his superiors. After applying, he passed the job without much discussion, and the interview was also very relaxed. Bajie’s mentor is also good, Manjushri Bodhisattva. Nowadays, the world also values ​​education, so the incense of Manjushri Bodhisattva is very strong, and the funds are naturally large. This year, the most people applied to her. You are good at everything, but you can't handle the relationship between gods well. Bajie is better than you at this point.   You see, they were brought up by the same master. Bajie is now a graduate student and has started to teach graduate students (I heard that the enrollment will be expanded this year, so it may be easier to take the exam, so you might as well take the exam from Bajie). And you are just preparing to take the exam now, alas!   Let me also introduce to you my recent research. This is also the main purpose of my writing to you. In fact, I need students like you. The few I have saved have poor hands-on skills and are disobedient, so they will ask me for wages at the end of the month. Recently, I just applied for a doctoral program, and I will be able to take the Ph.D. program starting next year. If you take the exam here, I will give you a spot for a direct Ph.D., so that you don’t have to take the Ph.D. exam at that time. Recently, my main research topic is "Should the Buddhist world conform to the human world?" * * The cult trend of the market”. You haven't been to Xitian for a long time. You don't know that this topic of mine is still very hot. Tathagata attaches great importance to it. During the last meeting, Tathagata even asked me about the progress of the topic.   Didn't I just tell you that education is now valued in the world? You see, Manjusri's worth has gone up and he has attached great importance to the economy. The Taoist God of Wealth has become very popular. Therefore, the Buddhist community is also paying attention to this issue, and a dispute has formed between the "conservatives" headed by Guanyin and the "renovators" headed by 108 Arhats. “"Conservatives" believe that the Buddhist world should focus on practice and enlightenment, and should not blindly follow the trend of human worship. It should guide all living beings to be compassionate and do good, rather than blindly cater to the tastes of the public. “The "renovators" believe that the Buddhist world should follow the laws of the market. If people don't believe in Buddhism, where will we make offerings and incense? Therefore, Tathagata allocated some funds to me and asked me to set up a research group to investigate this issue.   I agree with the "renovationists" (listen to the tone, Tathagata is also towards the reformists). Times have changed, and the Buddhist world must also advance with the times. Recently, I have also obtained some research results. I believe that four new Bodhisattvas should be established - "Ji Tuo Bodhisattva" (in charge of GRE and TOLLF examinations), "Hengtong Bodhisattva" (in charge of business affairs), "Jicai Bodhisattva" (equivalent to the God of Wealth) and "Gaojiu Bodhisattva" (in charge of employment).   I'm digressing again. Okay, Wukong, I won't say any more nonsense. I still hope you can take the test here. You are smart and willing to take action. I have to go to the human world for this subject. I think you are suitable. If you are willing, come to me in two days and I will draw the key points for you. The questions for the professional course are from me. As for the public courses, I am very familiar with the people who asked the questions. I can help you find out the "key points", so that you don't have to sign up for some "sprint class" and they are there to teach? Okay, I won’t say any more nonsense, you can think about it carefully.   I wish you success in your postgraduate entrance examination!
Reply #22010-04-23
Dizzy. Sanzang is as verbose as ever and is suitable for being a mentor.
Reply #32010-04-23
:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L
Reply #42010-04-23
Hahahahahahaha, I like it! The most hilarious sentence is still that--recently, I just applied for a doctoral program, and I can take the Ph.D. program from next year. If you take the exam here, I will give you a direct doctoral quota, saving you the time to take the doctoral exam. Hahahahaha, well-intentioned......... If the female doctor------finishes the study, the junior doctoral supervisor should also go to elementary school...
Reply #52010-04-23
You are really too talented. If you are talented, you may not be reused by the leader, because you are not easy to manage and you have your own ideas.
Reply #62010-04-23
“I agree with the "renovationists" (listen to the tone, Tathagata is also towards the reformists). Times have changed, and the Buddhist world must also advance with the times. Recently, I have also obtained some research results. I believe that four new Bodhisattvas should be established - "Ji Tuo Bodhisattva" (in charge of GRE and TOLLF examinations), "Hengtong Bodhisattva" (in charge of business affairs), "Jicai Bodhisattva" (equivalent to the God of Wealth) and "Gaojiu Bodhisattva" (in charge of employment). ” It not only has the tradition of the Buddhist world but also combines the characteristics of China's current society, advances with the times, and applies the scientific concept of development to the Buddhist world! So talented!
Reply #72010-05-17
Tutor of the Chinese Department......
Reply #82010-05-17
Brother, help Wukong support him, hehe

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