Upgrading a girlfriend to a wife is a bug!

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Dear Technical Support Department: I urgently need your help. I recently upgraded from “Girlfriend 7.0” to “Wife 1.0,” and found that this new program accidentally activated a child-generation program, consuming a lot of space and valuable resources. This is not mentioned in the product’s user manual. Furthermore, “Wife 1.0” automatically installs itself in all other programs; it starts up along with the system and monitors the status of the entire system. “Men Night Out 2.5” and “Golf 5.3” can no longer be run; the system crashes as soon as these programs are executed. Attempting to run “Sunday Football 6.3” often fails, while “Saturday Shopping 7.1” runs instead. It seems I can’t keep “Wife 1.0” because it’s incompatible with any programs I like to run. I plan to go back to “Girlfriend 7.0”, but this program can’t be uninstalled either. Please help me! Response from the Technical Support Department: Dear user: This is a very common issue that arises from a lack of understanding of the basic principles. Many men upgrade from “Girlfriend 7.0” to “Wife 1.0”, thinking that “Wife 1.0” is a “practical and entertaining program”. However, “Wife 1.0” is an operating system, designed to run all programs. It is impossible to remove “Wife 1.0” or to go back to “Girlfriend 7.0”, as the design of “Wife 1.0” does not include such a function; it is impossible to uninstall, delete, or remove these program files that are already installed in the system. Some people have tried to install “Girlfriend 8.0” or “Wife 2.0,” only to encounter more problems (see the manual regarding alimony/child support/lawyer fees). I have installed “Wife 1.0”; I suggest you keep it as it is and properly address the difficulties you encounter. Whenever any error or problem occurs, regardless of what you think caused it, you must run the “C:\I’m sorry” program and avoid using the ‘Exit’ key. If necessary, it may be required to run “C:\I’m sorry” multiple times, in the hope that the operating system can eventually be restored to its initial state. “Wife 1.0” is a program that requires a lot of maintenance, but it can also be very beneficial for people. To make full use of it, you need to buy some additional software such as “Flowers 2.0” and “Chocolate 5.0”. Under no circumstances should you install “Secretary (Short Skirt Version)”, as “Wife 1.0” does not support such programs, and the system will definitely crash most of the time. Good luck! !