32 Brilliant Metaphors for Male-Female Relationships (Reposted)

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1. Every woman has two versions: a hardcover version and a paperback version. The former is shown to others in professional or social settings, with heavy makeup and a dazzling appearance； The latter is shown at home to the people one loves, wearing casual clothes or pajamas and sharing one’s troubles. In marriage, the husband often only sees his wife’s paperback versions and other women’s hardcover versions. 2. Beauty is a woman’s passport – just an old saying. It’s clearly a tactic of flattery and deception; in the end it doesn’t necessarily lead to winning her heart, yet he still goes to great lengths to please her. And those women who lack visual appeal, even though some of them are actually good partners, men often fail to make the decision to marry them because of their unattractive appearance. 3. Marriage is an umbrella. With it, one is naturally very comfortable in windy, rainy, or sunny weather, but on those more ordinary days, having an extra umbrella is inevitably a hassle. 4. The woman asks, “Do you love me?” ”The man replied, “I like you.” The man asked, “Why don’t you accept me?” ”The woman replied, “You can find someone better than me.” ——It seems that men and women tend to use synonyms; it’s like a banana with an extra layer of skin, or cotton containing a needle hidden inside. 5. A wife is like clothing – fashion changes constantly, and the cost of clothing keeps rising ； Men have nothing good about them—but after all, it is still the women’s largest buyer’s market. 6. When in love, men compare women to stars, birds, angels, and other things related to the sky ； When the bond is severed, the man claims the sky for himself and sends the woman he once loved back to the earth. 7. Married couples grow more and more alike over time. Some say it’s because they are in love. But the doctor said the reason is spending time together day and night, having similar diets, and maintaining a similar routine. The leaves on the same tree also become more and more similar as they grow. 8. Older unmarried men and women are like those who got off the bus at the wrong stop. Sometimes it’s because the seats on the bus are so comfortable that one really doesn’t want to get off ； Sometimes it’s because one doesn’t know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers. 9. It’s truly a miracle to be able to go from childhood friends to being together in a romantic setting. Just as when I planned to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, there were always tempting voices along the way saying, “Get in the vehicle.” It’s hard for your feet to move forward any further. 10. I’m very busy — when they hear this, parents worry about their child’s health ； The friend thought to himself that this guy had achieved success in his career ； The wife immediately felt that the burden of household chores had increased ； His girlfriend started crying; she began to realize that her place in his heart might not be as important as his career, and that it could even serve as a signal or excuse for breaking up. 11. A group of people is discussing what is the most risky thing to do these days? Mountaineering, gliding, extreme sports... there's everything. In fact, emotions are the greatest risk, and this has been true in every era. For various reckless acts, the worst that can happen is death, but the torment of emotions makes life worse than death. 12. The suitor is an animal, and the beloved is a plant. If love is rejected, it is of course the animals that leave, because plants do not have feet to run away with. 13. Xu Meijing has a song titled “The Cigarettes You Smoke,” about a devoted woman who travels throughout the town to buy the cigarettes for him. In the movie “Man at Dusk,” the female ghost stands behind Tony Leung and asks the shop assistant: Do you have ERE cigarettes? There’s also “the faint taste of tobacco on the fingers, the taste of love from memory.” ——Why is it always smoke, and not something else, that evokes women’s nostalgia? There is only one explanation: a man’s loyalty to a cigarette brand corresponds to a woman’s loyalty in love. 14. Someone confessed to the priest that during World War II he had hidden a person in his home and collected rent from them. The priest comforted him, saying there was no fault in it. But this person asked whether I should tell him that it’s **already over ——When we believe that love still exists, it has in fact passed away, yet we refuse to face reality, as if we were in the dark. The question is: who is collecting our “rent”? 15. Love comes before sex, or sex comes before love; it’s like the egg coming before the chicken, or the chicken coming before the egg. It’s hard to say which is true or which is more noble than the other. 16. A man’s greatest secrets are often shared with his closest female confidant, not with peers, family members, or his wife. When her close friend turned into a wife, her powers in that regard were immediately revoked. This is called having gains and losses. 17. It’s the most ridiculous and yet the most logical thing that many singers who sing love songs have never been in love. If one has never loved, they wouldn’t be able to sing in such an enchanted manner. 18. The deeper and longer a relationship lasts, the more specific the care becomes, ranging from refined to vulgar, from spiritual to physical. When they were deeply in love, she asked him, \"Are you feeling well?\" ”After getting married, she asked him, \"Is 6 yuan per jin for this fish too expensive?\" ”Or “Have your hemorrhoids gotten better?” ” 19. Marriage is like a keyboard – too many rules and regulations ； Love is like a mouse button – one click and it’s connected. A man compares himself to a computer, with memory being the most important ； Women are like monitors; everything can be seen through them. 20. A good woman is a man’s school. A good woman hopes that this good student will never graduate. 21. An unmarried woman lamented: Why are all the mature and good men already married, while there isn’t a single decent unmarried man? Someone reminded her, “Wives who nurture their husbands do so by themselves; no man can become capable on his own.” ” 22. Do you still remember the love on university lawns or under tree shade? Now the lawns have been replaced with imported grass, and there are fewer and fewer trees. 23. Rock singer He Yong once sang: Should I find a girlfriend or get a dog? Today, it’s the canary’s turn to say this: get a boyfriend and also keep a dog. 24. Men tend to keep a clear distinction between their work partners and their life partners; therefore, they like to work with strong-willed women while falling in love with gentle ones, drinking alcohol with the former and tea with the latter. Thus, in \"Fallen Angel,\" the assassin Liming has worked alongside Carina Lau for many years in a professional capacity, yet he falls in love at first sight with the woman living across the street, Sammi Cheng. 25. I’m ugly, but I’m gentle — today, men and women together adapted Zhao Chuan’s version: I’m not perfect, but I’m genuine. In other words, I’m not pretty, but I’m cool ； I’m not rich, but I’m happy ； I wasn’t successful, but I’m very confident ； I’m not very sentimental, but I know how to cherish things. 26. Birthdays are a stage, a test, and an opportunity. When in love, men make more use of this ； After marriage, women make more use of this. 27. People often request songs on the radio, hoping that the person they love might hear them. It’s highly unlikely to be heard, but miracles do happen from time to time. Some say love is a high fever, but it is more accurate to say that love is a miracle. There is no greater miracle in life than love, which can turn the ugly into the beautiful and make other impossible things possible. 28. Zhang Xiaoxian said: A wayward son returns, not because of you, but because his heart is weary. It’s like falling asleep on a pillow, or encountering fine weather when going out. But adding the words “because of you” is enough to fill her with a sense of achievement. 29. When I was young, I took many photos and displayed them in albums in the living room for others to see ； Only when one gets old does one realize that photos are taken for one’s own eyes. A whole lifetime of moments lies before me; there’s even no need for a memoir. 30. When I was a child, I considered eating 30 baozi at once to be my life goal, and I was very happy ； Even after earning 5,000 that month, I still didn’t feel happy. When one has everything – a successful career, love, family, money – they often still lack one thing: a sense of hunger. The desire to have a minimum level of possessions is a sign of happiness. 31. Currently, people tend to marry later; the average marriage age is 30.9 years for men and 27.7 years for women. No matter how late it gets, the basic structure remains that the man is older than the woman. On the one hand, women enjoy the feeling of being cared for; on the other hand, they hope to age more slowly than him. 32. With their own home, unmarried women seem to grow younger all of a sudden, and they have the patience to slowly choose a partner. A man asked a woman for her opinion: Should we rent a house first, and buy one once we get married and have saved some money? Woman: Then I might as well rent a husband first.