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2010-05-24View Original

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I think Americans like this kind of joke; even I don’t find it that amusing. I’m sharing it here in case it might be useful to you at some point. Here’s the joke: An elderly man in Southeast Georgia had owned a large farm for several years, with a big pond at the back of it. The pond was in perfect condition for swimming, so he improved it further by adding picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to take a look, as he hadn’t been there in some time. He grabbed a 5-gallon bucket in order to pick some fruit from the tree. As he approached the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing happily. Getting closer, he saw a group of young women bathing naked in his pond. He let them know he was there, and they all swam to deeper parts of the pond. One of the women shouted at him, “We won’t come out until you leave!” The old man frowned and said, “I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked or to force you to get out of the pond naked.” Holding up the bucket, he added, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”"
Reply #22010-05-24
I'm delighted... to learn a new word “alligator”...
Reply #32010-05-24
Is this what they called a “yellow joke”? It’s just a joke;P
Reply #42010-05-24
Well, is that a joke... maybe they should watch Guo Degang’s show~ hehe, cultural differences.
Reply #52010-05-24
Your English is so good. I don’t find it funny.
Reply #62010-05-25
Hehe, it’s very interesting. I think if you’re there at the scene, it would be amazing. Haha, the old man is so smart; I can imagine the women’s screams. Hehe, very good joke, Yellow
Reply #72010-05-25
Everyone said the joke is sooooo funny, but I didn’t get it. Could somebody explain it in Chinese for me? :L:L
Reply #82010-05-25
Well, since I deleted the “following post”, now I have to explain myself.:dizzy: Just imagine, what would you do if someone told you that there were some crocodiles in the pool you were swimming in? Got it?
Reply #92010-05-25
Haha, I’ve watched it before. It’s about an alligator: A wealthy man sees a group of young women swimming naked in his pool. One of the women tells him to leave, otherwise they won’t get out of the water. The man says – and this is the funny part – that he isn’t there to watch them swim naked or to get out of the water; he’s here to feed the alligators in his pool.  

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