Some Jokes

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Barber’s Joke: There are some boys who think of themselves as men and go to the barber to get their beards shaved. Once, a boy entered a barber’s shop and asked the barber to shave him. The barber told him to sit down and washed his face; then he left the boy alone. He stood at the door, laughing and talking with another barber. The young man waited for a few minutes before shouting, “Well, why do you keep leaving me here alone?” The barber replied, “I’m waiting until your beard grows back.”

At a dinner party, the guest of honor was about to deliver a speech when his wife, sitting at the other end of the table, gave him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” written on it. The guest sitting next to the speaker said, “Your wife must love you very much; she sent you a ‘KISS’ before you start speaking.” The speaker smiled and explained, “You don’t know my wife. The ‘KISS’ she gave me means ‘Keep It Short, Stupid.’”

“Scribble”: A careless or messy way of writing; something written in a careless manner.
“V.”: To write in a careless or messy way