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1. My brother smokes because it harms the lungs, not the heart! 2. Without loneliness, who will be with me? 3. Do you believe I could slap you against the wall so hard that no button would stay on? 4. A lover who can be taken away from you isn’t really a lover at all. 5. If you were a flower, even cows wouldn’t dare to poop! 6 Those years when one can squander money are called youth. 7 Be a man with a conscience, and find a woman with grace. 8. A person’s loneliness is the fault of two people. 9. I am nostalgic – because I can’t see the future. 10. I’m so proud of myself; sometimes I even kowtow to myself when looking in the mirror! 11. Don’t cry at my grave – it will dirtify my path through reincarnation. 12. Not afraid to drink dichlorvos – just afraid of a surprise when opening the bottle: an extra bottle waiting for you! 13. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror ； In old age, the mirror brings things into balance. 14 When two people meet, what happens next is an accident. 15. I regard money as dirt; my father regards me as a septic tank. 16. I prefer watching Naruto, because in it, if someone dies, an entire village of Japanese people dies as well. 17. Get to the point if you have something to say; don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist. 18. It is said that silence is golden. Does staying silent for a long time mean one will end up with a lot of gold? With a population of 19 million, it is planned to ban Coke and replace it with cough syrup. 20. A humble appearance conceals an inner perversion. 21. Tears are the gifts you sent me, addressed to a place that isn’t very happy. 22. Doctor, please prescribe me some medicine for regret, and also give me a drink to help me forget everything. 23. I never lie, except for this sentence. When you’re alone, be kind to yourself ； When there are two people, treat each other well. 25. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid; it’s because there’s sunlight behind you. 26. The carousel is the cruelest game – they chase each other yet remain forever apart! 27. Life offers no chance for rehearsals; every moment is a live broadcast. 28. The strong ones aren’t without tears; they just know how to keep running forward with them. 29. No matter how frustrated you are, tie yourself to a straw boat and go borrow arrows. . 30. Life is like a play; it all depends on acting skills. www.51gxqm.com 31. Some people are like that; if they themselves are vile, they think the whole world is a cesspool. 32. True love is like a UFO – it’s only heard of, but no one has ever seen it. 33. People who refuse to be slaves are willing to be slaves to the RMB. 34. There are people you don’t CTM with; they’ll never know you’re their father. 35. I won’t do things I regret; I only do things that will make you regret. 36. I always emphasize the importance of staying low-key in life. But you insist on giving me applause and screams. ↑I want the super narcissistic QQ profile signatures highly recommended by Signature.net – ↑ 37. The Earth is in motion; one never stays in an unlucky position forever. 38. The world is on the verge of destruction; there’s something I’ve been hiding from you – actually, I’m Ultraman. 39. Honey, you really have to believe me – I get dizzy just from taking a boat ride, let alone being involved in a relationship with two people at the same time. 40. The most beautiful thing isn’t a rainy day; it’s the roof under which we shared shelter from the rain together. 41. Wumao and Wumao are the happiest because they are together. Sister 42 is not L’Oréal Paris; it’s not worth having. 43. Dreams are meant to be shattered, I guess. 45. I’m not a fortune-teller on an overpass; I can’t spout all those things you like to hear. 46. Sand that can’t be held should just be blown away. 47. My eyes rain for you, while my heart holds an umbrella over you. 48. Those who aren’t afraid of being asked to repay debts are heroes; what’s really scary is when the one in debt is truly poor! 49. My signature is expensive, especially when it’s on a check! 50. One should not be too square nor too round; being one will hurt others while being the other will make people stay away. Therefore, one should be oval! 51. I like you – what does that have to do with you? 52. If you find a penny on the side of the road, you have to give it to the police officers; that’s the rule. But finding ten yuan goes beyond the bounds of principle. 53. Eating without vegetables to save money for dating. 54. Chopin, if you play out my sadness, I’ll give you two yuan. 55. If I could beat you, I would have turned against you long ago. 56. Even though you’ve sprayed cologne on yourself, I can still detect a scent of scumness from you. 57. Vows are just temporary words spoken in haste! 58. I was watching the advertisement properly when suddenly a TV drama appeared. 59. These days, with so many couples around, cucumbers are not selling well. 60. The world belongs to us and to our sons, but in the end it will belong to our grandchildren. 61. You’re not a cactus; why be so strong? 62. I’m not the descendant of rich people! But I want to be the ancestor of rich people! 63. I’m still young and need guidance. But I don’t need you to give me orders... 64. Even if you want to cry, you must say it with a smile: Damn it! 65. For your Audi, and my Dior, let’s keep going! 66. It’s fine if your head is empty; the key is to keep water out. 68. I allow you to enter my world, but not to walk around in it. 69. Like me a little – will you die? 70. 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