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This post was last edited by hunter1125 on 2010-8-8 17:10. You can’t use a pig’s knife to slaughter an ox; there are also special tactics needed to win over girls. To learn the special moves, look down – you come to learn, I’ll teach you. To pick up girls, one must first know how to talk – a popular term for it is chatting. Voice chat, video chat – there are a few important rules. A true man of character must respect women. One should know that subtlety is the essence of beauty, and understand that tolerance is the highest virtue. As time passes, the bond grows stronger; it doesn’t depend on a single night or day. Since ancient times, people have sought lasting relationships; never follow trends just for the sake of being fashionable. Met online, met in person; what’s there to fear despite the long distances? Those who care for each other will eventually become a couple; together, they will build a home filled with love throughout their lives. Gold can be engraved, jade can be carved, but human nature cannot be altered. If a woman encounters a lecher, she should seize the opportunity to run away quickly. Men should also not be too casual; they need to choose their partners carefully as well. One should not be too snobbish inwardly, nor too flamboyant outwardly. Pretty women like to solicit clients, while perverted men are fond of gambling and prostitution. If there is someone who is neither fully male nor female, it’s very likely that they are an intersex person. The wind howls, the road is long; on the path of love, storms prevail. It’s right to share sweetness together; never abandon each other in times of hardship. On leave, the solitary wild duck lies in the dark marsh; it merely imitates the two swallows dancing among the tall branches. From one life to the next, a single crossing; on Earth and in heaven, the Qixi Bridge. Gentlemen and ladies are the most romantic; refined men and beautiful women lead the most carefree lives. Men till the land and women weave; they share joys and sorrows together, with women working alongside their husbands. Don’t say preaching is boring; things will gradually reach a climax below. If you want to improve your skills by a notch, keep reading this guide. There are as many ways to pick up girls as there are hairs, and as many types of girls as there are hairs on the body. The first type is the traditional one, with deep affection developed over a long friendship from childhood. There are not only the three kinds of betrothal gifts and six rituals, but also vows as solemn as those made by the sea and mountains. It is because the bonds from past lives remain unfulfilled that we meet again in this life. Love one another and stay together to build a happy family. The second type is very modern, with a quick rhythm that fits perfectly. We’ll keep chatting by the bed tonight, and say goodbye early tomorrow morning. It’s more like doing business than having a relationship. But there is one good thing about it: no one will act dishonestly afterward. The third category: unfortunately, falling in love during high school. Friends and classmates tease me, while teachers and parents blame me. They bombard from one side while blocking from the other, and in the end everyone fails. Therefore, experts conclude that early romance is indeed harmful. The fourth category is the romantics, who lived together throughout their four years in college. If the measures are not appropriate, one will feel extremely weak as soon as they get pregnant. Studying while dating, in debt before the end of the month. When graduation comes and everyone goes their own way, this relationship ends. The fifth category is really about going abroad to study and spending time with foreigners. It is also said that hybrid genes are good as they can be passed on to the next generation. If you marry a foreigner, you need to be patient; their customs are quite strange. It’s a bit too open; be careful or you might end up with a green hat on. The sixth category: relationships formed among colleagues in the office. After spending time exchanging glances, they become beauties and handsome men. If both parties are single, it’s worth going ahead with it. If things at home are still in disarray, the outcome will end up being a bit uncertain. Category seven: dishonorable, involving collusion between superiors and subordinates. The fair-faced girl on top with the man below, the petite girl below with the man on top. No matter which type you are, this is dishonorable. Most people take the opportunity to reap some benefits; after all, how many years can this last? Category eight: they have some money and have been married for several years. The wife toils at home, while he seeks lovers outside. He often ignores his family and goes out for fun with MM. Until the divorce came, I sat alone by my pillow, recalling the past. Category nine: those who talk only about sex, obsessed with lust and willing to risk their lives for it. I don’t seek to grow old together for a hundred years; I just want to enjoy each moment to the fullest. It’s like the infatuated Sui Yangguang, just like the pervert Ximen Qing. In less than three to five years, he contracted eighty or ninety diseases. Category ten: QQ chats, with no idea whether the other party is male or female. One is in the far northwest, the other lives in the far southeast. Speak your thoughts at the tip of your fingers; keep your feelings close to your heart. If you really can’t resist, maybe meet up to satisfy the craving. Category eleven: like immortals; when love is deep, words are not needed. The pursuit of material things is endless, but there is a utopia in the spiritual world. Though separated as ox and cow, our hearts are connected through a spiritual bond. In endless longing does the heart dwell, while love lies across the flowing waters. Are there not hundreds of ways to pick up girls? There are no fewer than a thousand types of ways to flirt with girls. It’s easy to meet at the beginning, but hard to get along in the end. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes; such things have never been perfect since ancient times. The success or failure in courting a girl depends on genuine affection; true love brings beautiful women.