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This post was last edited by 0402040 on 2010-11-23 09:32. Question: Why can some people fall from a height of several kilometers to around a kilometer without showing any signs of distress? Answer: It’s skydiving. Wrong, they are Chinese stock investors. Question: Someone earns 1,000 yuan in the first month, 800 yuan in the second month, and 600 yuan in the third month. Has their salary decreased or increased? Answer: It has decreased. Wrong, it’s negative growth. Question: What is it when a fully armed person engages in a fierce fight with an unarmed person? Answer: Demolish and relocate. Wrong, it’s demolition. Question: You have a home of only 10 square meters, while your neighbor moved from a 90-square-meter house to one that is 190 square meters large – has your living space increased? Answer: No. Wrong, your average housing area has been increased by 50 square meters. Question: What is it that, even though you only have 50 yuan in your pocket, still produces a bunch of data to prove that you actually have 100 yuan? Answer: Scammer. Wrong, it’s statistics. Question: Who is it that always expects you to be responsible for her, yet she isn’t responsible for you? Answer: Second wife. Wrong, it’s the bank. Question: What is it that is constantly related to you, yet cannot be seen or found when needed? Answer: Air. Wrong! It’s the relevant department.
Question: Someone earns 1,000 yuan in the first month, 800 yuan in the second month, and 600 yuan in the third month. Has their salary decreased or increased? # r' |1 C. {8 w" q$ Z$ E9 H& Z! v Answer: It has decreased. Wrong, it’s negative growth. I think this is more fun; P
It is said to be the result of actions taken by the **relevant departments at present**
It is said to be the result of actions taken by the **relevant departments at present**