Traffic Police Department announcement
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“Traffic police announcement: New restrictions – not only driving is restricted, but walking as well. After oil prices rose to nearly 10 yuan, foot traffic increased rather than decreased, putting extra strain on the bus system. As a result, it was decided that starting from December, citizens should use buses on odd-numbered days if they have single eyelids, and on even-numbered days if they have double eyelids; they should use buses at night on days corresponding to their eye pattern. We ask the general public to plan their travel times carefully. Additionally: Those wearing sunglasses will be penalized for deliberately covering their license plates; blind people will be treated as those without license plates; those with fake double eyelids will be dealt with according to ** regulations. ”
Hehe, the moderator upstairs really lacks a sense of humor; what the original poster meant was that oil prices are currently too high. . .