Why get married??

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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.” A lady placed an advertisement in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted.” The next day she received a hundred letters; they all said the same thing: You can have mine. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married; once married, she’s done. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” His father replied, “I don’t know, son; I’m still paying.” Another young boy asked, “Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” His father answered, “That happens in every country, son.” There was also a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.” Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay close attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think: if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they have no flaws at all. One man says, “My wife is an angel!” Another says, “You’re lucky; mine is still alive.” A woman’s prayer: Lord, I pray for wisdom, so that I can understand my husband, love him and forgive him; I also pray for patience, especially when dealing with his moods. For if I pray for strength, I’ll just beat him to death'