The similarities between marriage and engineering processes

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Marriage and project processes are so similar: Seeking a spouse is like an open tender； Dating: Invited bidding ； Love freely: Competitive bidding ； Applying for a job: Bidding ； First meeting: See it in person ； Presenter: Tendering Agent ； Woman: Property owner ； Father-in-law and mother-in-law: Design agency ； Pre-marital counseling doctor: Supervisor ； Getting past the in-laws: Prequalification ； Gift for the bride: bid bond ； Passing the friend check: Public announcement ； Romance: Public announcement period ； Confirming a romantic relationship: Confirming the winning bidder ； Prenuptial agreement: contract negotiation ； Get a marriage certificate: Sign a contract ； Hold a wedding banquet: Drawing review ； Giving money to the man: advance payment for the project ； Giving money to the woman: performance bond ； The wedding night: construction begins ； Honeymoon: Construction preparation period ； Arrangements for married life: Implementation of the construction organization design ； Female infertility: design flaw ； Male infertility: defects in construction quality ； Finding a lover: Illegal subcontracting ； Having a baby: Project completed ； Full Moon Party: Completion Celebration ； 1 year old: Warranty period ； Divorce: Exit stage left ； Live together until old age: Reach the service life specified in the structural design