English jokes: How many can you understand?

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This post was last edited by renkui on 2011-6-23 19:13. Who’s more satisfied: a person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? Of course, the person with six children. Because the one with $6 million wants more. What soldiers? Wife: Honey! Look at those soldiers staring at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? What’s your name? A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers who he needed to train. He had never seen them before, so he began, “My name is Stone, and I’m even tougher than stone. So do as I say, or there will be problems. Don’t try any tricks on me, and then we’ll get along fine.” Then he went up to each soldier one by one and asked for their names. “Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,” he said. “And don’t forget to call me ‘sir’.” Each soldier told him his name, until he reached the last one. This man remained silent, so Captain Stone shouted at him, “When I ask you a question, answer it! I’ll ask you again: What’s your name, soldier?” The soldier was very unhappy, but finally he replied, “My name is Stonebreaker, sir,” he said nervously.