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A girl got pregnant, and her father said just 8 words

2011-07-04View Original

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A girl became pregnant, and her father said only 8 words. [Shocking] A girl became pregnant, and her father said only 8 words. A 16-year-old girl told her mother that she hadn’t had her period for 2 months… Upon hearing this, the mother rushed to a pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test to confirm it… And indeed, the girl was pregnant!   The mother cried and scolded, asking, \"Who on earth is the bastard who did this? Tell me the truth right now!\" ! ”   The girl had no choice but to make a phone call… Half an hour later, a brand-new Ferrari sports car arrived at her house, and out of the car stepped a middle-aged gentleman dressed in expensive clothes and looking very stylish.   The gentleman entered the house and sat down in the living room with the girl and her parents.   “Good afternoon! ”The gentleman politely greeted them and said, \"Your daughter has just informed me of this serious issue. However, due to my personal family problems, I’m sorry that I cannot marry your daughter. Yet, I will take on the responsibilities that come with that!\" ”   “That’s good; if it’s a girl, I’ll leave her 3 shops, 2 houses, a beach villa, and an account worth 2 million dollars. ”   “If it’s a boy, I’ll let him inherit 2 companies plus a $2 million account. ”   “If twins are born, each will inherit one company as well as a bank account worth 1 million dollars. ”   ““But if, unfortunately, there is a miscarriage…” At that moment, the father, who had remained silent up to then, suddenly stood up, placed his hand firmly on the gentleman’s shoulder, and said: . . . Who knows what her father said?
Reply #22011-07-04
Reply to 2# Invincible Little Universe: Haha, you’re truly a genius; I never thought of that phrase
Reply #32011-07-04
:Lol, that’s an old joke, hehe
Reply #42011-07-04
Is the answer on the 2nd floor standard? Is there anything more classic than this?
Reply #52011-07-07
I’ve been waiting for days – why isn’t there yet a “standard” answer! ! ! Did her dad say she has a twin sister too? ?

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