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A humorous story

2011-07-22View Original

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A city dweller who had spent his entire life there, tired of the hustle and bustle, decided to give up urban life, move to the countryside, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice used chicken farm and purchased it. It turned out that his neighbor was also a chicken farmer. One day, the neighbor came by and said, “Chicken farming isn’t easy. Let me help you get started by giving you 100 chickens.” The new chicken farmer was overjoyed. Two weeks later, the neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, “It’s not going well. All 100 chickens died.” The neighbor replied, “Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any problems with my chickens. I’ll give you another 100.” Two more weeks passed, and the neighbor visited again. The new farmer said, “You won’t believe this, but the second batch of 100 chickens also died.” Shocked, the neighbor asked, “What did you do to them? What went wrong?” “Well,” said the new farmer, “I’m not sure. But I think I didn’t plant them far enough apart.”"
Reply #22011-07-23
It’s not humorous. He’s stupid. He’s illiterate. He’s ignorant. He’s an idiot. He’s a dumbass. He’s a complete fool.
Reply #32011-07-24
That’s too exaggerated. The city man should have gone to the zoo to see how life is for chickens.

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