Super Funny Edition (The Three Little Pigs)

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There were three little pigs; Pig A’s name was “Who”, Pig B’s name was “Where”, and Pig C’s name was “What”. One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the door, while Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so it rushed at Pig A... Wolf: Who are you? 　Pig A: Right! 　Wolf: What? 　Pig A: What’s on the roof? 　Wolf: I’m asking what your name is? 　Pig A: Who am I, and what is on the roof? 　The wolf asked Pig B again. 　Wolf: Who are you? 　Pig B: I’m not who; it is who (pointing at Pig A). Wolf: Do you know it? 　Pig B: Mm-hmm. 　Wolf: Who is it? 　Pig B: Yes. 　Wolf: What? 　Pig B: What’s on the roof? 　Wolf: Where? 　Pig B: Where’s me? 　Wolf: Who? 　Pig B: Who is that? (pointing at Pig A) Wolf: How should I know? 　Pig B: Who are you looking for? 　Wolf: What? 　Pig B: It’s on the roof. 　Wolf: Where? 　Pig B: It’s me. 　Wolf: Who? 　Pig B: I’m not who, it’s who. 　Wolf: Oh my God! 　Pig A, Pig B: “Oh my god” is our dad. 　Wolf: What, is it your dad? 　Pig B: No! 　The wolf could take it no longer; it sighed deeply and said, \"Why?\" " 　Pigs A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather? 　Wolf: What? 　Pig A: No, why our grandfather? 　Wolf: Why? 　Pig A: Yes! 　Wolf: What is it? 　Pig A: No, it’s “why”. 　Wolf: Who? 　Pig A: Who am I. 　Wolf: Who are you? 　Pig A: Yes, who am I. 　Wolf: What? 　Pig A, B: It’s on the roof. 　…… In the end, the wolf killed itself. . .