”Are you in a relationship? ” (My goodness, every sentence is amazing.) . . - -There is no brightest – only brighter. . . ）

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“Are you in a relationship? ” “No. ” “Why? ” “There’s nothing suitable. ” “You are too picky. ” “I didn’t choose. ” “It will be too late if we don’t look now. ” “I’m not in a hurry. ” “Is it okay if it’s not urgent? How old are you? ” “Twenty-five. ” “Oh no, if I don’t find a good man (girl) soon, I’ll run out of time. ” “? ? ? ? ” 　Many unmarried people have experienced such conversations; it’s undeniable that the other person has good intentions and is caring about you. But you’re already fed up with it, aren’t you? The older one gets, the more one understands about society and oneself, and the more things to consider there are, which makes it harder to find a partner. 　　(1) “If you were given another chance, would you have children again?” ” 　　“Have a baby? I’m not even getting married! ” 　　(II) When did you start to feel something for your boyfriend? ” 　　“Forgot. ” 　　“What happened later? ” 　　“It gradually faded over time, and we were on the verge of breaking up. ” 　　“What happened later? ” 　　“They got married later. ” 　　“Get married when you’re about to break up? ” 　　“Yes, it’s because they were afraid of breaking up that they rushed into getting married. ” 　　“? ? ? ? ? ” 　　(III) “Do you think that, subconsciously, all men desire an affair?” ” 　　“What subconscious? Isn’t that obvious? ” 　　“ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ” 　　(IV) Do you like children? ” 　　“Average, I guess. ” 　　“Then why do you want to have children? ” 　　“No reason, just had them when the time came. ” 　　“Can you name three benefits of having children? ” 　　“I can mention three disadvantages. ” 　　“? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” 　　(5) “Haven’t you always hated children?” ” 　　“ Yes. ” 　　“ Then why are you still angry? ” 　　“ My husband insisted on having a baby. ” 　　“ Your husband must like children! ” 　　“ He doesn’t like it either. ” 　　“ Then why? ” 　　“ If you don’t have children, people will laugh. ” 　　“ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” 　　(VI) May I ask you a rather personal question? ” 　　“ Of course. ” 　　“ Do you have a lover? ” 　　“ No. ” 　　“ You are truly a good husband. ” 　　“ However, it’s not guaranteed in the future. ” 　　“ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ” 　　(7) Have you ever thought about being a DINK? ” 　　“ What are DINKs? ” 　　“ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” 　　(8) “Are you getting married?” Congratulations! ” 　　“ What is there to congratulate on? ” 　　“ That’s great! ” 　　“ Do you think I want to get married? ” 　　“ Why don’t you want you to get married? ” 　　“ Others forced me. ” 　　“ Who could be that heartless! ! ! ! ” 　　“ My mom. ” 　　(9) “Sis, do you love my brother-in-law?” ” 　　“ Let’s go along with it. ” 　　“ It seems not very enthusiastic; then why did you choose him? ” 　　“ I’m afraid that anyone I find in the future won’t be as good as him. ” 　　(10) “Should a man be forgiven if he has an affair?” ” 　　“ Of course, it shouldn’t be forgiven; women should have self-respect and be independent, and not rely on men! ” 　　“ If your husband had an affair, would you still want him? ” 　　“ Sure! ” 　　“ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” 　　(11) “Why do you men all want to have lovers?” ” 　　“ Because we need to breathe fresh air. ” 　　“ You have lung disease. ” 　　“ No, we work too hard; women should be more understanding toward us. ” 　　“ If your wife had an affair, would you be forgiving? ” 　　“ I’m going to get a divorce. ” 　　(12) “You’re really a good husband!” ” 　　“ Because I have no money. ” 　　(13) “I plan to get married later.” ” 　　“ Oh, girls should also pursue a career. ” 　　“ No, the probability of divorce in late marriages is relatively low. ” 　　(14) I don’t plan to have children. ” 　　“ Want to be a DINK? ” 　　“ No, it’s easier to get a divorce this way. ” 　　(15) I heard you’ve got a boyfriend. ” 　　“ Yes. ” 　　“ Is he good-looking? ” 　　“ He works in a public institution. ” 　　“ Is he tall? ” 　　“ His uncle is the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau. ” 　　“ The person is pretty nice, right? ” 　　“ His aunt is the office director of the Finance Bureau. ” 　　“ How is it for you? ” 　　“ His relatives are either officials or in business. ” 　　(16) “I don’t want to get married; I’m afraid my husband will have an affair in the future.” ” 　　“ Come on, who knows you might have an affair first by then. ” 　　(17) “Although I don’t want to get married, please still introduce me to a boyfriend.” ” 　　“ What kind are you looking for? ” 　　“ My mom said the doctor was good. ” 　　“ Yes, the older one gets, the more valuable they become. ” 　　“ My mom likes college students. ” 　　“ Yes, it’s the era of the knowledge economy; with knowledge, one can make a living. ” 　　“ She also said that one can’t look for them in the countryside. ” 　　“ That’s true too; with many relatives, there are many matters to deal with. ” 　　“ Parents must have labor protection. ” 　　“ Yes, I won’t bother you guys even when I’m old. ” 　　“ My mom said a house is necessary. ” 　　“ Of course, it’s extremely difficult for two people to buy a house with their salaries alone. ” 　　“ My mom said that feelings can be developed over time, and one should be practical in life. ” 　　“ Wait, you don’t seem the type who listens to your mom that much. ” 　　“ They just don’t listen, which is why I still haven’t found a partner yet. ” 　　(18) My sister’s boyfriend is only 1.65 meters tall. ” 　　“ Isn’t she also only 1.5 meters tall? ” 　　“ His financial situation isn’t very good. ” 　　“ She looks just like an average person. ” 　　“ But he only runs a small business, so its future is bleak. ” 　　“ Isn’t your sister also a temporary worker? This is called matching social status, you understand? ” 　　“ What era are we in anymore, still talking about matching social status? ? ? ” 　　“ Okay, okay, is it not enough that I’m wrong? By the way, how’s your rich boyfriend? ” 　　“ We broke up. ” 　　“ Why? ” 　　“ It’s too far away. ” 　　(19) “Actually, his other conditions are good; I regret it now.” ” 　　“ If you could go back in time, would you choose him? ” 　　“ No. ” 　　“ Didn’t you say you regretted it? ” 　　“ But I was only 22 that year; was he good enough for me? ” 　　When I was young, I just wanted to find someone I liked; later on, I wanted to find someone I liked as well as someone whose family would like them too. As I grew up, I began to want to find someone whose family would approve of them. 　　When young, one only wants love; later on, one wants both love and bread; once mature, one only wants bread.