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2011-08-18View Original

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The Arab student sent an email to his father: “Dad, Berlin is a great place.” The people here are very friendly. But I felt a bit embarrassed when I got to school. Everyone else goes to school by subway, but I drive a pure gold Mercedes. ”Dad replied, “Son, I’ve transferred 200 million dollars to you.” Don’t embarrass me; go buy a subway card right away! ” A millionaire was told that he had a terminal illness and only had six months to live. Overcome with sadness, he hired a killer to kill him at the moment when he would be happiest. A few days later, the millionaire received news of the misdiagnosis; as he was smiling happily, he was killed by a killer. Three years after graduating from university, a few classmates were chatting in a class group, discussing topics related to technology such as Java and XML. Another classmate had a factory in his family and became a manager at an early age, so he didn’t have a chance to speak; he was very upset about this. After some time, he said, \"Our company is expanding its business and is looking for a driver. Requirement: 4 years of experience in Java development!\\" The group fell silent instantly. . .
Reply #22011-08-18
:Victory: Like it, not bad, a few more.
Reply #32011-08-18
Not bad, not bad. It’s great to read jokes every day from now on. Really good
Reply #42011-08-18
Even if there’s no smile, we still need to support each other; one should be honest and kind!
Reply #52011-08-18
What if you don’t laugh? That’s okay too. Haha:lol
Reply #62011-08-18
Haha! ! Very influential! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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