Strongly condemn Lockehart and Biden for breaking the rules!
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The day before yesterday, the new U.S. ambassador to China, Gary Locke, arrived. How did he get here? He actually came here with a backpack, a plastic bag in his hand, and leading his wife and children along. Well, if you get off the plane and go back with your family, that’s fine. You’re holding a press conference the next day too – what’s the point of that? At the press conference, there was no idea of where the family should stand; not even a draft was prepared. What Chinese people hate the most is people who brag without having any preparation. Moreover, you even used your wife in public, kissing her passionately in front of the media. Don’t you know that in China, a director at the regular department level can already afford to hardly use his wife at all? And your wife is so beautiful and graceful, even surpassing many **s and mistresses – what on earth do you want? Robert Locke, we had high expectations for you. We thought you would look like us and act in a way similar to ours, but turns out you’re just like a banana – yellow on the outside with a white interior. Well, the vast majority of the Chinese people are utterly speechless about you! Yesterday, U.S. Vice President Biden came again. Seeing him step off the plane, China’s leader sighed in relief – after all, Biden is just like us. At 69 years old, he stepped off the plane holding the hand of such a young and beautiful woman. In fact, he’s even worse than us; at 69, he still insists on holding the hand of a younger woman. What? Is such a beautiful American girl Biden’s granddaughter? Is this ridiculous? When visiting, he can bring his wife at most – how can he bring his granddaughter as well? Americans really don’t play by the rules. Biden, if you’re bringing one, bring a younger granddaughter too; with such a beautiful granddaughter, it’s easy for us to mistake her for your mistress. But at noon, how can you go to the area around Beijing’s Gulou Tower to eat zajiang noodles? You, the Locke family, and your granddaughter ordered a total of 5 bowls of fried bean paste noodles, 10 baozi, mixed cucumbers, cold stir-fried yam, cold stir-fried potato shreds, as well as cola and other drinks. The total cost is 79 yuan. When checking out, you should also tell the owner that you’re sorry for all the inconvenience caused, give 100 yuan, and leave the rest as a tip according to American custom. Vice President Biden, do you know what it means to adapt to local customs? When you come to China, how can you not try fried bean paste noodles? Well, I’m convinced now of the nature of those American imperialists – these bastards. I finally understand why we must overthrow American imperialism. As long as American imperialism exists, how can China rejuvenate? As long as it persists, how can China rise? Author: Waichung Neifang
Not all *** members are as xx as in China! ! !
The overall universe is moving toward fairness, self-respect, and equality
Not all *** members are as xx as in China! ! !
It seems I can post now! ! ! I’m really so happy! !
Once again, it’s clear that the Americans are poor; no wonder they end up in debt again. I lent them money
How can Chinese *members bear this?
Haha, what blatant irony – you want to spend hundreds of thousands on reimbursement for me? Stop thinking about it; donate it to the mountainous areas **for yourself**. I’m here on an inspection mission – I’ve certainly eaten my share of fancy meals before. . . . . It’s ironic, but I still feel very sad inside
Jajangmyeon is very delicious. :victory:
Reply to 1# liyyy: It’s completely a form of hype and mockery. As vice president, he went to street food stalls to eat; I wonder how much police and security resources were wasted for that. They did eat some street food, and it didn’t cost much either. I doubt one can even get a full meal for 79 yuan in Beijing In 2008, I ate jajangmyeon there, and a small bowl cost 8 yuan – it was not enough to satisfy hunger at all. So I think that waiting in vain and acting like that is just a way to promote one’s own image, while also mocking Chinese people. Please take a look at the following two screenshots to see the level of security personnel deployed. In this first picture, one can see the people and vehicles behind Bai Deng as well as those outside the door. http://himg2.huanqiu.com/attachment2010/110818/86db328c35.jpg In the second picture, look at the two solitary \"handsome men\" sitting at the tables behind the woman in white and the woman in red; they don’t exhibit the relaxed enjoyment typical of ordinary customers, nor do they show any surprise similar to that shown when seeing the U.S. president. This third image shows the convoy outside as well as the security forces; it’s obvious to everyone without any need for explanation.