I’m not afraid that you won’t smile; I’m afraid that you won’t come.

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1. One day, a woman was confronted by a robber. Trembling, she said, “I’m a college student; I just lost my job and still haven’t found a new one. I really don’t have any money…” Hearing this, the robber burst into tears and said, “Girl, I’m also a college student. Keep your diploma safe. Those who committed robberies before were also college students. Don’t worry, we definitely won’t rob those who are like us!” ”After that, the woman showed her diploma along the way and managed to get through unharmed. Eventually, she encountered a gaunt robber who refused to let her pass. After some struggle, the robber said weakly, “Just give me something casually!” I’m so hungry~~ I can’t take it anymore~~~! ”As soon as the words left his mouth, he fell to the ground. The woman picked up the robber and cried bitterly: “Why do we college students have such a hard life?” ”Who would have thought that the robber would say in the end, “Girl, you’ve got it wrong; I~~ I~~ I’m a graduate student!” 2. A young man proposed to a girl, who replied, “But we’ve only known each other for three days – do you really know me?” ”　　The young man hurriedly said, “I get it, I get it; I’ve known you for a long time already.” ”　　“Is that so? ”　　“Yes, I have been working at the bank for three years; I know exactly how much money your father has in savings. ”　　 3.　Is there a way to steal? 　　One night in a city in the south, four girls were on their way home after work. 　　Suddenly, three robbers rushed out. ““Rob them!” they shouted. The girls were terrified; one of them cried out in her native dialect, “Help!” 　　As a result, the gang leader said to his subordinates: Everything is taken care of except that local man. 　　 4. A couple goes to church every week, but the husband falls asleep every time during the sermon. The wife felt ashamed and came up with a solution. The next time she went, she secretly brought a needle, deciding to use it to wake her husband up once he fell asleep. The priest began his sermon as usual, and when he said, “Who created the world?” ”　　Suddenly, a man’s cry came from among the audience: “Oh God!” ! ”　　]The priest ignored him, thinking, Does this guy really think no one knows? Then he said again, “Who created humanity?” ”　　That voice came up from among the listeners again: “Lord!” ! ”　　The priest still ignored him, but he was already starting to get annoyed with this man. 　　Then, after some time, when the priest said, “When Adam and Eve had their first child, what did Eve say to Adam?” ”　　That voice shouted even louder this time: “If you poke me with this tiny, thin thing again, I’ll break it!” ! ”　　 5. Lust, Caution: After watching the movie Lust, Caution, A: I heard there are many ‘those’ scenes. Is that true? 　　B: Are you referring to the mainland version? 　　A: Yeah! 　　B: Hehe, I didn’t see the \"color,\" only understood the \"precept.\" 　　 6. A couple is going through a divorce, and they are arguing over who should have custody of their child. 　　The woman said, “The child came from my body, so it belongs to me.” ‘The man frowned and said, “Why are you such an idiot?” Let’s use an example: when you withdraw money from a bank ATM, the money comes out of the ATM. Can you say that the money belongs to the ATM? That clearly belongs to the person who inserted the card... The wife was speechless....