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2011-09-15View Original

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Someone posted a question: \"Can QQ accounts from other places be used in Xi’an?\" Urgent! Waiting online! ”Then it attracted replies from a group of experts... By the ninth one, brother could take it no more; everyone, come and take a look quickly!   1: No, unless you bring the computer used to apply for the QQ account to Xi’an.   2: When logging in, add the local area code before the Q number.   3: It can be used, but a roaming fee will apply. If you plan to stay in Xi’an for an extended period, it is recommended to apply for another one.   4: It works. But a roaming fee applies, up to 40 cents per minute. Of course, if you want to save money, you can opt for a package. . .   5: Three passport-sized photos, a fee of ten yuan. With a temporary residence permit, there’s no need to worry about online police inspections.   6: Not usable. QQ isn’t a mobile phone, so it can’t roam. You can use it if you want; just run the network cable to Xi’an and move the computer there, and then you’ll be able to use it.   7: Get a nationwide plan! It’s just 25 more per month – quite convenient. I always use the QQ National Call plan for my business trips; those who have used it know how good it is.   8: It’s simple – the person who created this solution just changed the information in QQ to that of Xi’an, and that way there’s no need to pay for roaming charges. This is a loophole in TX; please don’t reveal it.   9: Do you have an ID card from Xi’an? If not, buy a 150-square-meter house. It’s enough to become a resident of Xi’an; one day there equals one year in other places. Hang it for a night and it will reach the sun.   10: The people upstairs are really unfair; don’t listen to what they say. What roaming fees? Just bring your computer to Xi’an – it’s all nonsense. How much does the roaming charge cost? How troublesome is it to move a computer? Actually, the simplest way is to run an Ethernet cable from my hometown. It’s a bit more troublesome the first time, but it solves the problem once and for all – no one will be able to charge anymore!
Reply #22011-09-15
That’s a mistake; what era is this? . .
Reply #32011-09-15
Well, I guess the computer is infected; it just needs to be soaked in 84 disinfectant
Reply #42011-09-15
Well, I guess the computer is infected; it just needs to be soaked in 84 disinfectant
Reply #52011-09-15
Well, I guess if the computer is infected, it just needs to be soaked in 84 disinfectant
Reply #62011-09-15
It’s like saying that tofu has turned into stinky tofu, but it can be restored to its original state just by using 84 disinfectant...

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